Message from @Mangy
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lol
They tried that with me in highschool
Pre-911 memes
Do they still make kids take the ASVAB in school?
I believe so, I didn't take mine until I was 23
Apparently everyone in my class knew what it was except me, so I was the only one that took it seriously. Everyone else basically made patterns in the bubbles...
I had to take the entire ASVAB on a shitty microsoft tablet
Guy next to me had a PC and was still shit
Scantron memes
I miss scantrons at times
Or it's Stockholm syndrome
Military wasn't that bad...until I think about field day, 0430 PT formations, 24 hour duty, working parties, getting libo taken away, masturbating in portashitters, ect
The benefits are decent
I got fucked up in Basic so I didn't get to see anything after that
I had a friend that came down with MERSA in basic and used his time in hospital to reflect on his life choices
Holy shit
Pros: Got to shoot belt fed machine guns, saved a lot of money, get muh war hero discount, VA healthcare (kind of a con too), paid to go to school now
One of my most vivid memories in Basic was when we crammed 40 privates into a range bathroom because the rotting shit made the room warmer than the 10F weather outside
I had to do burpees in a range bathroom once.
Gross ass floor covered in piss
We had a guy drop his cold weather gloves in one of the bathroom pits
Was hilarious since everyone told him they pissed on his gloves
Just got to call that a loss
Or the chick who broke her finger on the grenade launcher
Coed boot camp?
Yeah Army was mixed
Different barracks though obviously
My friend that went through basic in like 2013 said they had a guy decide he didnt want to be a panzer grenadier any more and wandered off during an FTX
There's always that one guy
A guy from another platoon in boot tried to run away. Too bad we were on an island.
Took all his shit off during a rest and just hit the road
Or the entire land nav team gets lost
We had a girl eat tide pods unironically
3 times
When did you go?
Last winter
That's like a zoomer thing
I was the old fuck at 24
When I got out the tide pod meme was a thing and I just thought it was a Basic Training meme