Message from @Mangy
Discord ID: 523975634284969985
Apparently everyone in my class knew what it was except me, so I was the only one that took it seriously. Everyone else basically made patterns in the bubbles...
I had to take the entire ASVAB on a shitty microsoft tablet
Guy next to me had a PC and was still shit
Scantron memes
I miss scantrons at times
Or it's Stockholm syndrome
Military wasn't that bad...until I think about field day, 0430 PT formations, 24 hour duty, working parties, getting libo taken away, masturbating in portashitters, ect
The benefits are decent
I got fucked up in Basic so I didn't get to see anything after that
I had a friend that came down with MERSA in basic and used his time in hospital to reflect on his life choices
Holy shit
Pros: Got to shoot belt fed machine guns, saved a lot of money, get muh war hero discount, VA healthcare (kind of a con too), paid to go to school now
One of my most vivid memories in Basic was when we crammed 40 privates into a range bathroom because the rotting shit made the room warmer than the 10F weather outside
I had to do burpees in a range bathroom once.
Oh lawd
Gross ass floor covered in piss
We had a guy drop his cold weather gloves in one of the bathroom pits
Was hilarious since everyone told him they pissed on his gloves
Just got to call that a loss
Coed boot camp?
Yeah Army was mixed
Different barracks though obviously
My friend that went through basic in like 2013 said they had a guy decide he didnt want to be a panzer grenadier any more and wandered off during an FTX
There's always that one guy
A guy from another platoon in boot tried to run away. Too bad we were on an island.
Took all his shit off during a rest and just hit the road
Or the entire land nav team gets lost
We had a girl eat tide pods unironically
3 times
When did you go?
Last winter
That's like a zoomer thing
I was the old fuck at 24
When I got out the tide pod meme was a thing and I just thought it was a Basic Training meme
You were probably older than some of the DS's
I'm 35 and I just got a text from a recruiter 2 weeks ago
Same age as 2 of them
We had one escape P.I
Lmao