Message from @Mangy
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How bad
I fuck with that style
Ban shoe strings
ban soccer moms
Ya boi here has an appointment with a recruiter on Wednesday
Faggit
oh dear, did they promise you hookers and blow?
*Why the fuck would you go mil you dumb bastard*
OF ALL PEOPLE
A good question
But for most people in general
inb4 "your ASVAB scores were through the roof, we need you"
lol
They tried that with me in highschool
Pre-911 memes
Do they still make kids take the ASVAB in school?
Apparently everyone in my class knew what it was except me, so I was the only one that took it seriously. Everyone else basically made patterns in the bubbles...
I had to take the entire ASVAB on a shitty microsoft tablet
Guy next to me had a PC and was still shit
Scantron memes
I miss scantrons at times
Or it's Stockholm syndrome
Military wasn't that bad...until I think about field day, 0430 PT formations, 24 hour duty, working parties, getting libo taken away, masturbating in portashitters, ect
The benefits are decent
I got fucked up in Basic so I didn't get to see anything after that
I had a friend that came down with MERSA in basic and used his time in hospital to reflect on his life choices
Holy shit
Pros: Got to shoot belt fed machine guns, saved a lot of money, get muh war hero discount, VA healthcare (kind of a con too), paid to go to school now
One of my most vivid memories in Basic was when we crammed 40 privates into a range bathroom because the rotting shit made the room warmer than the 10F weather outside
I had to do burpees in a range bathroom once.
Oh lawd
Gross ass floor covered in piss
We had a guy drop his cold weather gloves in one of the bathroom pits
Was hilarious since everyone told him they pissed on his gloves
Just got to call that a loss