Message from @FUGUBARAKUN
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You could cut a barrel shroud for it
firs student loan bill came ... jsut fuck me
How bad
I fuck with that style
Ban shoe strings
ban soccer moms
Ya boi here has an appointment with a recruiter on Wednesday
Faggit
oh dear, did they promise you hookers and blow?
*Why the fuck would you go mil you dumb bastard*
OF ALL PEOPLE
A good question
But for most people in general
inb4 "your ASVAB scores were through the roof, we need you"
lol
They tried that with me in highschool
Do they still make kids take the ASVAB in school?
I believe so, I didn't take mine until I was 23
Apparently everyone in my class knew what it was except me, so I was the only one that took it seriously. Everyone else basically made patterns in the bubbles...
I had to take the entire ASVAB on a shitty microsoft tablet
Guy next to me had a PC and was still shit
Scantron memes
I miss scantrons at times
Or it's Stockholm syndrome
Military wasn't that bad...until I think about field day, 0430 PT formations, 24 hour duty, working parties, getting libo taken away, masturbating in portashitters, ect
The benefits are decent
I got fucked up in Basic so I didn't get to see anything after that
I had a friend that came down with MERSA in basic and used his time in hospital to reflect on his life choices
Holy shit
Pros: Got to shoot belt fed machine guns, saved a lot of money, get muh war hero discount, VA healthcare (kind of a con too), paid to go to school now
One of my most vivid memories in Basic was when we crammed 40 privates into a range bathroom because the rotting shit made the room warmer than the 10F weather outside
I had to do burpees in a range bathroom once.
Oh lawd
Gross ass floor covered in piss
We had a guy drop his cold weather gloves in one of the bathroom pits