I have night vision

I need to stock up on booze tonight

My strobe light keychain will fry your GPNVGs

Today

Then my Fiskars axe will do the rest

😎

I see you’ve studied the blade

Cover the streets im reflective tape lol

I got 3M shit on deck

There's just been another conference of our chief science/medical advisors answering questions and updating the public, some notes:

5-10k infected now in UK already estimate, not recorded
1 month behind italy now in terms of scale/projections
5 days mild symptoms
2nd phase for at risk populations
80% max infected in UK - educated speculation
1% mortality rate overall - higher for at risk, lower for younger in UK - quite confident
nowhere in the world at 80% figure
only 1-2 day delay for 95% fight shutdown
1 infects 1 or 2 on average
close environments - friends and colleagues most at risk for transmission
50% infected 3-4 weeks from peak either side
those with a fever and cough told to stay home for a week period, only call for emergency services if condition deteriorates
Government is attempting to time their response in order to 'flatten' the peak of the pandemic

Time to open an investment account with my bank

I will eat up the carcasses of the boomers

Yup yup

👌

o7

Hell yeah btfo

https://nationalfile.com/reddit-coronavirus-is-making-cuckoldry-more-difficult/

This nigga talm bout banks LMFAO

We will be using an Abacus to calculate things when this is all over

https://i.imgur.com/YtxxlVx.mp4

https://twitter.com/michaelreb0rn/status/1238176215497924618?s=21

>left gasping for air while walking briskly

so the average american

It's the root collective

This is what Earn Your Way to the Top Survival meant when he said to be careful for a new marshmallow people who "only know how to masturbate and eat Starbucks & Twinkies!"

Yeah, i mean it's literally nietzche's last men

Thus spoke Zarathustra has never been more clear to me lol

Thanks Reggie

You can tell normies are freaking out and honestly I feel bad but I’m getting so annoyed

Boomers constantly swerving and cutting me off in traffic

People laugh about toilet roll now but the panic is being felt, they'll be in meltdown phase in a week or two

yup

look at the fucking folder magically change colour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrn0mmZnGE

turns green right at the front windshield this clip is nuts

damn being american is actually based again...

>Have the widest variety of climates/environments
>don't give a fuck about protecting them

Euros btfo

greta btfo

What net effect do all these green initiatives have in the face of chinese and indian pollution?

nothing. 95% ish of global climate damage is done by like 5 rivers. Ganges, nile, etc

I haven't dove into the whole climate change argument but even assuming the establishment position, western efforts are close to performative gestures when faced with the developing world and how unscrupulous they are.