Message from @cha0sstar

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2020-03-12 17:34:46 UTC  

I have night vision

2020-03-12 17:34:50 UTC  

I need to stock up on booze tonight

2020-03-12 17:34:50 UTC  

My strobe light keychain will fry your GPNVGs

2020-03-12 17:34:51 UTC  

Today

2020-03-12 17:35:06 UTC  

Then my Fiskars axe will do the rest

2020-03-12 17:35:09 UTC  

😎

2020-03-12 17:35:19 UTC  

I see you’ve studied the blade

2020-03-12 17:35:47 UTC  

Cover the streets im reflective tape lol

2020-03-12 17:37:24 UTC  

I got 3M shit on deck

2020-03-12 17:45:11 UTC  

There's just been another conference of our chief science/medical advisors answering questions and updating the public, some notes:

5-10k infected now in UK already estimate, not recorded
1 month behind italy now in terms of scale/projections
5 days mild symptoms
2nd phase for at risk populations
80% max infected in UK - educated speculation
1% mortality rate overall - higher for at risk, lower for younger in UK - quite confident
nowhere in the world at 80% figure
only 1-2 day delay for 95% fight shutdown
1 infects 1 or 2 on average
close environments - friends and colleagues most at risk for transmission
50% infected 3-4 weeks from peak either side
those with a fever and cough told to stay home for a week period, only call for emergency services if condition deteriorates
Government is attempting to time their response in order to 'flatten' the peak of the pandemic

2020-03-12 17:49:08 UTC  

Time to open an investment account with my bank

2020-03-12 17:49:17 UTC  

I will eat up the carcasses of the boomers

2020-03-12 17:55:29 UTC  

Yup yup

2020-03-12 18:14:24 UTC  

👌

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2020-03-12 18:15:16 UTC  

o7

2020-03-12 18:15:49 UTC  

Hell yeah btfo

2020-03-12 18:41:32 UTC  

This nigga talm bout banks LMFAO

2020-03-12 18:42:16 UTC  

We will be using an Abacus to calculate things when this is all over

2020-03-12 18:43:31 UTC  
2020-03-12 18:55:22 UTC  

>left gasping for air while walking briskly

2020-03-12 18:55:28 UTC  

so the average american

2020-03-12 18:59:26 UTC  

It's the root collective

2020-03-12 19:00:17 UTC  

This is what Earn Your Way to the Top Survival meant when he said to be careful for a new marshmallow people who "only know how to masturbate and eat Starbucks & Twinkies!"

2020-03-12 19:09:12 UTC  

Yeah, i mean it's literally nietzche's last men

2020-03-12 19:09:22 UTC  

Thus spoke Zarathustra has never been more clear to me lol

2020-03-12 19:47:20 UTC  

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2020-03-12 19:47:36 UTC  

Thanks Reggie

2020-03-12 19:53:37 UTC  

You can tell normies are freaking out and honestly I feel bad but I’m getting so annoyed

2020-03-12 19:53:47 UTC  

Boomers constantly swerving and cutting me off in traffic

2020-03-12 20:03:41 UTC  

People laugh about toilet roll now but the panic is being felt, they'll be in meltdown phase in a week or two

2020-03-12 20:29:34 UTC  

yup

2020-03-12 21:24:02 UTC  

look at the fucking folder magically change colour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrn0mmZnGE

2020-03-12 21:24:23 UTC  

turns green right at the front windshield this clip is nuts

2020-03-12 21:25:50 UTC  

damn being american is actually based again...

>Have the widest variety of climates/environments
>don't give a fuck about protecting them

2020-03-12 21:25:52 UTC  

Euros btfo

2020-03-12 21:25:57 UTC  

greta btfo

2020-03-12 21:28:46 UTC  

What net effect do all these green initiatives have in the face of chinese and indian pollution?

2020-03-12 21:29:17 UTC  

nothing. 95% ish of global climate damage is done by like 5 rivers. Ganges, nile, etc

2020-03-12 21:33:03 UTC  

I haven't dove into the whole climate change argument but even assuming the establishment position, western efforts are close to performative gestures when faced with the developing world and how unscrupulous they are.