What’s the best alt rn

I’m investing in boomer shit this week. Roth IRA and index fund and oil companies

Same

Boomer money is good money

When they quarantine entire cities it'll be REDLINE

When they quarantine Palm Springs

3 feet on the gas pedal

Can’t wait to kill some of you niggas in the post pandemic wasteland

Don't go out at night

I have night vision

I need to stock up on booze tonight

My strobe light keychain will fry your GPNVGs

Today

Then my Fiskars axe will do the rest

😎

I see you’ve studied the blade

Cover the streets im reflective tape lol

I got 3M shit on deck

There's just been another conference of our chief science/medical advisors answering questions and updating the public, some notes:

5-10k infected now in UK already estimate, not recorded
1 month behind italy now in terms of scale/projections
5 days mild symptoms
2nd phase for at risk populations
80% max infected in UK - educated speculation
1% mortality rate overall - higher for at risk, lower for younger in UK - quite confident
nowhere in the world at 80% figure
only 1-2 day delay for 95% fight shutdown
1 infects 1 or 2 on average
close environments - friends and colleagues most at risk for transmission
50% infected 3-4 weeks from peak either side
those with a fever and cough told to stay home for a week period, only call for emergency services if condition deteriorates
Government is attempting to time their response in order to 'flatten' the peak of the pandemic

Time to open an investment account with my bank

I will eat up the carcasses of the boomers

Yup yup

👌

o7

Hell yeah btfo

https://nationalfile.com/reddit-coronavirus-is-making-cuckoldry-more-difficult/

This nigga talm bout banks LMFAO

We will be using an Abacus to calculate things when this is all over

https://i.imgur.com/YtxxlVx.mp4

https://twitter.com/michaelreb0rn/status/1238176215497924618?s=21

>left gasping for air while walking briskly

so the average american

It's the root collective

This is what Earn Your Way to the Top Survival meant when he said to be careful for a new marshmallow people who "only know how to masturbate and eat Starbucks & Twinkies!"

Yeah, i mean it's literally nietzche's last men

Thus spoke Zarathustra has never been more clear to me lol

Thanks Reggie

You can tell normies are freaking out and honestly I feel bad but I’m getting so annoyed

Boomers constantly swerving and cutting me off in traffic

People laugh about toilet roll now but the panic is being felt, they'll be in meltdown phase in a week or two