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2020-03-01 10:56:00 UTC  

usualy you just kinda make negative money

2020-03-01 10:56:18 UTC  

Wait federal, where you from?

2020-03-01 10:56:21 UTC  

bro I literally make $300-500 off of tips in a week

2020-03-01 10:56:39 UTC  

Where you work bot?

2020-03-01 10:56:40 UTC  

nigger thats half what i make in a month

2020-03-01 10:56:50 UTC  

im from bavaria

2020-03-01 10:56:57 UTC  

fairely close to czechia

2020-03-01 10:57:01 UTC  

Kraut then

2020-03-01 10:57:01 UTC  

landshut

2020-03-01 10:57:05 UTC  

if you know that place

2020-03-01 10:57:10 UTC  

I work at a pretty fancy Italian restaraunt

2020-03-01 10:57:16 UTC  

the absolute state of Krauts

2020-03-01 10:57:30 UTC  

Nah, Krauts are actually kinda fine

2020-03-01 10:57:36 UTC  

indeed we are

2020-03-01 10:57:40 UTC  

That's the average pay over here he's got

2020-03-01 10:57:55 UTC  

I know I've talked to a large number of krauts to learn German

2020-03-01 10:58:18 UTC  

works hard and funs little, but we are pretty much the hardest place to die in that you can find. they pay you any ever so small booboo you go to hospital with

2020-03-01 10:59:15 UTC  

which is also why we managed to contain the first outbrake of the kung flu here

2020-03-01 10:59:53 UTC  

since everyone that had even just a mild cold emediatly went to the next hospital and got diagnosed and treated in minutes, with a sealed of unit set up with in 12 hours

2020-03-01 11:00:07 UTC  

god we need that here

2020-03-01 11:00:34 UTC  

I'm really worried cause coasties are fucking retarded and so are all of our politians so it's gonna be bad

2020-03-01 11:01:00 UTC  

coasties will literally start spreading it intentionally as some new trend and then politians are gonna epicly lie about it to get votes and money

2020-03-01 11:01:00 UTC  

i mean our politicians arent any smart either, but our medical system is absolutely top notch

2020-03-01 11:01:24 UTC  

even the most backwards hillbilly hospital can safe your ass from allmost anything

2020-03-01 11:01:43 UTC  

well our hospitals are top tier if you can affored them

2020-03-01 11:01:44 UTC  

but like I said

2020-03-01 11:01:48 UTC  

*if you can afford them*

2020-03-01 11:01:56 UTC  

here you can go there for free

2020-03-01 11:02:01 UTC  

show them your inshurance

2020-03-01 11:02:07 UTC  

which is state mandetory

2020-03-01 11:02:16 UTC  

and your ass will get healed

2020-03-01 11:03:04 UTC  

infact they usualy dont even ask you upfront for inshurance because everyone just has it

2020-03-01 11:03:21 UTC  

i have been asked like once for inshurance and that was by a dentist

2020-03-01 11:38:54 UTC  

Why the fuck you want to go to Africa for

2020-03-01 11:38:59 UTC  

There's niggers there

2020-03-01 11:39:03 UTC  

Go to Chernobyl

2020-03-01 11:39:06 UTC  

It's safe

2020-03-01 11:39:27 UTC  

cause I love Africa and fuck the first world

2020-03-01 11:39:47 UTC  

I don't know man I've always just been drawn to Africa

2020-03-01 11:41:02 UTC  

Are you going to kill all the nigs

2020-03-01 11:41:19 UTC  

nah why would I do that