gn all

yes because parents would let their 5-10 year old kid avoid school

And gn

Who TF still goes to the cirus

I swear pol will make "an happening" threads of about anything except actual happenings

You see a hundred busses with police escorts after hearing about a new virus fucking China after some cases are found in foreign countries including yours, whatre you gonna think?

True but one small problem

*THE BUSSES ARE IN A STATE THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE FUCKING VIRUS*

I'm prob immune to the virus because I only get a cold like once every 2 years

Indiana, right?

For like 1 day

Yep indiana

Alright

The virus is in Chicago and Washington state

Texas and California and Minnesota

<:monka:550156991583092756> I close to Indiana

I'm between California and Washington state

Oh fuck it’s in Cali now?

Oh god

I know there's a possible case in Texas. My state surprisingly doesn't have a possible case yet (commiefornia btw)

Hang on let me check

God help us all

I thought there was a case in cali?

China gets infected

then africa

Okay so a child is being tested for a possible case. I'll drive this rabbit hole for ya

>is this the most based virus out there

And India, Australia, Japan, France, USA

So it's being tested on a few people in the bay but nothing confirmed yet. I'm safe for the time being

Oh fuck 34% mortality rate

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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Okay now we can worry

Start prepping bois

41 deaths from I was told

I’m in the north far away from the bay so I’m fine for a while

But how do I not get infected?

I’m actually spooked now

Im in wa

Fuck

Don't breath air or make contact with infected people