For like 1 day

Yep indiana

Alright

The virus is in Chicago and Washington state

Texas and California and Minnesota

<:monka:550156991583092756> I close to Indiana

I'm between California and Washington state

Oh fuck it’s in Cali now?

Oh god

I know there's a possible case in Texas. My state surprisingly doesn't have a possible case yet (commiefornia btw)

Hang on let me check

God help us all

I thought there was a case in cali?

China gets infected

then africa

Okay so a child is being tested for a possible case. I'll drive this rabbit hole for ya

>is this the most based virus out there

And India, Australia, Japan, France, USA

So it's being tested on a few people in the bay but nothing confirmed yet. I'm safe for the time being

Oh fuck 34% mortality rate

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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Okay now we can worry

Start prepping bois

41 deaths from I was told

I’m in the north far away from the bay so I’m fine for a while

But how do I not get infected?

I’m actually spooked now

Im in wa

Fuck

Don't breath air or make contact with infected people

Alameda is a 1 hour 15 minute drive from where I'm at so I'm good

And thank fully a local good will might be hiring so no more chink customers for me

I am going deep innawoods if that shit comes near me

Fuck man

Oh yeah that’s easy just don’t breath air, thanks backup

You're welcome

I haven’t gotten married yet, I haven’t watched drive! My short disappointing life will be snuffed out in an instant!

Am I just gonna grow fins?

And gills

No that's bad too