Message from @Clitzkrieg

Discord ID: 677152829307224065


2020-02-03 12:51:17 UTC  

>I don’t really understand why meeting someone would be a problem, figure white people like to be alone from time to time from living in such big cities
>he caves in and we go exploring after I point out we’re in the middle of nowhere and the odds of meeting someone are slim to none
>we wander around for a bit, find some tasty mushrooms
>we find this small shack
>Steve is weary of it
>white man have many fears
>whatever, I’ll go check it out by myself
>It looks like someone could live in it, but it’s too small, the person would have to be a dwarf
>there was a miniature bowl on a miniature table, inside it bones of a bat, and two small sticks
>I told Steve what I found
>he was very weirded out by what I told him and insisted that I take this medicine called dolutegravir and others
>Strange reaction, but I took it
>we went back to the clearing where after more piping atmosphere lightened up
>friend still looking at the treeline with worry from time to time
>day passes, evening comes, we light a fire
>suddenly notice this intense, smogy smell
>I thought I saw some kind of small animal crawling on all fours in the treeline
>I hear this gutteral cough from that same direction
>Steve picks up a few rocks from the ground, looks ready to fight
>I do the same, am terrified
>the thing circles around the camp during the night
>we both stand guard, don’t get a wink of sleep
>I can make out its shape in the dark from time to time
>at one point it was iluminated completely by the fire
>it stood up on its rear legs
>it must have been at least 4 feet tall
>it looked almost like a human, but not quite
>it had a sickly, yellowish skin, no eyes as far as I could tell, not even holes for the eyes to fit in
>it had a very long and thin mustauche
>it appeared to be dressed in leather made entirely of bat skin
>I threw some rocks at it, it produced that same gibbering noise I heard on the first night, interupted by terrible coughs

2020-02-03 12:51:29 UTC  

>it ran back to the treeline and the night was pretty quiet from that point on
>my elders have no stories of such a monster
>in the morning we went to Steve’s horseless chariot, where he insisted I put on this strange, bright yellow suit over my clothes
>I asked him if we should really be focusing on our clothes right now
>he insisted I put it on and explained why, but all I got out of it was that it would somehow ward off evil
>I asked what that thing was, and again I didn’t really understand, I think he called it chinkcorona
>he drove us into the big city, I’ve never been there before
>it was in disaray, people wore masks, many strange marvels
>Steve took us to the white medicine man
>he poked us with a needle and sent us on our way
I never knew white people had monsters too

2020-02-03 12:51:45 UTC  

Finished the corona walker story

2020-02-03 12:51:56 UTC  

Please critiqe

2020-02-03 13:11:33 UTC  

<:madlad:646974424565678090>

2020-02-04 15:16:13 UTC  

<:deepfry:557778579828768770>

2020-02-04 16:30:27 UTC  

<:sl300:670262698734256128>

2020-02-06 00:11:43 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:600901247490326548>

2020-02-06 00:11:55 UTC  

<:numbingelixer:652409437088120832> <:heil:652409795675947011>

2020-02-11 21:20:33 UTC  

@PowerElephant i made your story into an image so you can send it in one go instead of spamming lmao

2020-02-11 21:28:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462002490712260658/676902422152740884/Screenshot_20200211-141930_Samsung_Notes.jpg

2020-02-11 21:29:31 UTC  

I do suggest calling it the Chengdigo <:KEK:465443054254424065>

2020-02-11 22:03:02 UTC  

Nice

2020-02-11 22:48:32 UTC  

<@&461917128044576779> this seems goid

2020-02-12 02:30:12 UTC  

> be me

> sleep paralysis

> see movement in my closet

> ohshit.jpg

> tall bone thin demon

> slides on the wall like a snake

> coming closer

> as it slides to me at a crawling speed

> knocks my shitty 20 dollar gun rack

> both my babies fall

> both crash loudly

> i can hear their cries of pain

> mfw.jpg

> struggles with all my straight

> reachs end of cover

> still struggling to move

> falls of bed

> feel realised

> grabs my babies

> prepare to fight of demon with babies as clubs

> swings

> demon thing is gone

> mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462002490712260658/676978332847308812/image0.jpg

2020-02-12 03:04:46 UTC  

<:monka:550156991583092756>

2020-02-12 03:49:43 UTC  

Uh

2020-02-12 03:50:05 UTC  

Rip i guess

2020-02-12 14:03:35 UTC  

Looks like he fixed some fishing wire to it and then pulled it behind the camera

2020-02-12 15:15:42 UTC  

sleep paralysis is just something that happens to other people i guess

2020-02-12 15:17:46 UTC  

had it once

2020-02-12 15:17:52 UTC  

it was really cool

2020-02-12 15:18:10 UTC  

a super new feeling of dread that youll never experience anywhere else

2020-02-12 15:38:46 UTC  

I had one once or something similar

2020-02-12 15:39:37 UTC  

Basically I was waking up and I looked at my pillow as I was getting up and I freezed

2020-02-12 15:39:41 UTC  

Willingly

2020-02-12 15:39:52 UTC  

Like it felt really nice not to move at that moment

2020-02-12 15:40:28 UTC  

And an anime opening started playing

2020-02-12 15:40:33 UTC  

Well not like that

2020-02-12 15:41:04 UTC  

But basically I saw like an oscilloscope and radio talking playing different songs

2020-02-12 15:41:27 UTC  

Then I started hearing an anime opening that was extremely similar and I could hear it clearly

2020-02-12 15:41:39 UTC  

I could still hum the melody a week later

2020-02-12 15:41:59 UTC  

Then I started seeing the anime opening

2020-02-12 15:42:10 UTC  

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

2020-02-12 15:42:27 UTC  

The most similar thing I could put the opening to is the slime warrior or whatever the show was called

2020-02-12 15:42:41 UTC  

Maybe a little of Demon slayer

2020-02-12 15:42:45 UTC  

But that's the most ofnit

2020-02-12 15:43:02 UTC  

Anytime I try to remember the song I just get The Top from Initial D

2020-02-12 15:43:07 UTC  

Clouds my mempry