Message from @semper

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2019-06-16 00:55:41 UTC  

They messed up my order at KFC, right?

2019-06-16 00:56:09 UTC  

But it wasn't a normal mess up like with a drink or getting small instead of big fries

2019-06-16 00:57:15 UTC  

I ordered a boneless chicken banquette with BBQ sauce and a pepsi because pepsi is the best

2019-06-16 00:57:29 UTC  

And I got FUCKING BEANS instead of the BBQ

2019-06-16 00:57:46 UTC  

Like straight up Baked fucking Beans

2019-06-16 00:59:09 UTC  

I don't know why I should be angry, because of the fact that they ended up messing my order that fucking much or because they even have fucking beans

2019-06-16 01:00:04 UTC  

And the worst part is I didn't even open the box up until I was in the bus going back home, I ordered it to have something to eat on the way and to my surprise I get fucking baked beans

2019-06-16 01:00:47 UTC  

Like what the fuck are you supposed to do in that situation? Dip your french fries in fucking beans?

2019-06-16 01:01:48 UTC  

Who the fuck even eats beans like that? What ordinary Bob McFuckingCuntFace just decides they'll dip they're chicken strips in fucking beans that day

2019-06-16 01:02:25 UTC  

It wasn't even like a normal food portion

2019-06-16 01:02:53 UTC  

It was a bit bigger than a normal sauce container ffs

2019-06-16 01:03:13 UTC  

It was MEANT for dipping your shit in

2019-06-16 01:03:33 UTC  

You couldn't even fit a spoon in there

2019-06-16 01:05:22 UTC  

But as you can imagine, beans aren't very flavourful, or at least the sauce part isn't

2019-06-16 01:05:39 UTC  

And I tried dipping my fries, but the shit just doesn't budge

2019-06-16 01:05:46 UTC  

It's just wet fucking fries

2019-06-16 01:06:16 UTC  

No flavour

2019-06-16 01:06:34 UTC  

I ended up just slurping them up and they're not even good

2019-06-16 01:06:51 UTC  

Talk about adding insult to injury

2019-06-16 17:55:20 UTC  

F

2019-06-16 19:48:12 UTC  

O

2019-06-16 19:50:37 UTC  

O

2019-06-16 20:17:17 UTC  

Today was my second time ever eating mexican food

2019-06-16 20:19:48 UTC  

I had a big ass chimichanga with a fuckton of sour cream, grilled halloumi topped off with churros and ice cream for dessert

2019-06-16 20:19:54 UTC  

I am very inexperienced

2019-06-16 20:20:27 UTC  

So from a scale of 1 to Zyklon 🅱

2019-06-16 20:20:52 UTC  

How fucked up will my intestinal emissions be in the morning?

2019-06-16 23:40:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/589962655452889099/20190616_193944.jpg

2019-06-16 23:44:32 UTC  

The "dirt" on my finger is because at work, I cleaned a bunch of magnets from iron oxide powder buildup

2019-06-16 23:46:30 UTC  

CHOWDAH

2019-06-16 23:46:43 UTC  

YOU LEFT THE SOLDERING IRON ON AND NOW ITS OXIDIZING

2019-06-17 00:50:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/589980107309973527/20190616_204902.jpg

2019-06-17 00:56:48 UTC  

Blooooood

2019-06-17 03:54:56 UTC  

What is this?

2019-06-17 05:46:06 UTC  

Like I said. It's mainly blood

2019-06-17 05:46:32 UTC  

like some blood pudding of sorts.

2019-06-17 05:52:41 UTC  

I'll fetch the ingredients tomorrow.

2019-06-17 05:52:52 UTC  

...... I mean, later today...

2019-06-17 13:30:26 UTC  

Semechki

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/590171400707375123/image0.jpg

2019-06-17 13:30:29 UTC  

Fresh from the oven

2019-06-17 14:22:01 UTC  

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