Message from @semper
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They messed up my order at KFC, right?
But it wasn't a normal mess up like with a drink or getting small instead of big fries
I ordered a boneless chicken banquette with BBQ sauce and a pepsi because pepsi is the best
And I got FUCKING BEANS instead of the BBQ
Like straight up Baked fucking Beans
I don't know why I should be angry, because of the fact that they ended up messing my order that fucking much or because they even have fucking beans
And the worst part is I didn't even open the box up until I was in the bus going back home, I ordered it to have something to eat on the way and to my surprise I get fucking baked beans
Like what the fuck are you supposed to do in that situation? Dip your french fries in fucking beans?
Who the fuck even eats beans like that? What ordinary Bob McFuckingCuntFace just decides they'll dip they're chicken strips in fucking beans that day
It wasn't even like a normal food portion
It was a bit bigger than a normal sauce container ffs
It was MEANT for dipping your shit in
You couldn't even fit a spoon in there
But as you can imagine, beans aren't very flavourful, or at least the sauce part isn't
And I tried dipping my fries, but the shit just doesn't budge
It's just wet fucking fries
No flavour
I ended up just slurping them up and they're not even good
Talk about adding insult to injury
F
O
Today was my second time ever eating mexican food
I had a big ass chimichanga with a fuckton of sour cream, grilled halloumi topped off with churros and ice cream for dessert
I am very inexperienced
So from a scale of 1 to Zyklon 🅱
How fucked up will my intestinal emissions be in the morning?
The "dirt" on my finger is because at work, I cleaned a bunch of magnets from iron oxide powder buildup
CHOWDAH
YOU LEFT THE SOLDERING IRON ON AND NOW ITS OXIDIZING
Blooooood
What is this?
Like I said. It's mainly blood
like some blood pudding of sorts.
I'll fetch the ingredients tomorrow.
...... I mean, later today...
Semechki
Fresh from the oven
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