Message from @T-34 Waifu

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2020-01-11 17:44:38 UTC  

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2020-01-11 19:30:30 UTC  

<:DISGOSTANG:645691813583126558>

2020-01-11 19:31:44 UTC  

>double mac

2020-01-11 19:31:49 UTC  

Excuse me what

2020-01-11 19:32:03 UTC  

Fuck's a double mac?

2020-01-11 19:35:01 UTC  

Canadian double Big Mac WITH bacon

2020-01-11 19:36:41 UTC  

The sauce was nice, but the burger lacked flavour.

2020-01-11 19:49:02 UTC  

.img cheems

2020-01-11 19:49:04 UTC  

2020-01-11 19:49:21 UTC  

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2020-01-11 19:49:27 UTC  

Dbl mc

2020-01-11 19:49:46 UTC  

Humberger cheemsborgar big mac whopper

2020-01-11 19:50:17 UTC  

with a side of soy

2020-01-11 20:42:21 UTC  

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2020-01-11 20:43:01 UTC  

Small bread I made

2020-01-13 20:53:06 UTC  

I overcooked pasta

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2020-01-13 20:53:19 UTC  

Im a shitty cook

2020-01-13 20:53:47 UTC  

It has the texture of cum ew

2020-01-13 21:00:32 UTC  

You forgot the pasta. Admit it.
You weren't trying to cook pasta the Renaissance style.

2020-01-13 21:20:10 UTC  

Yeah.

2020-01-13 21:20:23 UTC  

It was so bland too

2020-01-13 21:37:21 UTC  

You should have added herbs

2020-01-13 22:13:57 UTC  

Salt and pepper can make a big difference

2020-01-14 05:50:48 UTC  

@T-34 Waifu
Make good basic pasta by:
>Make the pasta first
>Cut bacon into cubes, as small as possible
>Fry it in oil
>Throw a diced onion to the bacon after a minute or two, the amount you want is on you and how fried you want it is also on you
>Finish frying
>Mix it with the pasta, if you mix it in the thing that the pasta is in rn it might be quite dispersed, so don't make too much pasta
>Now serve and put grated cheese on it

2020-01-14 05:51:04 UTC  

Tastes good af even if you fuck it up badly

2020-01-14 05:51:55 UTC  

My recommendation for frying the onions is to the point they're completely caramelized

2020-01-14 05:57:37 UTC  

I need trad gf that can cook, I can cook meat really well, people say that I make the best bacon in the world but I can't cook anything else for shit

2020-01-14 06:01:44 UTC  

Binge watch cooking vids on YouTube

2020-01-14 06:01:58 UTC  

Basics with babish, Joshua Weissman

2020-01-14 06:02:06 UTC  

That's how I learned

2020-01-14 19:51:26 UTC  

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2020-01-14 19:52:56 UTC  

Lamb and rice I seasoned with herbs, a smoky sauce and salt.... and the juices of the lamb pieces I cooked.

2020-01-14 23:20:42 UTC  

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2020-01-14 23:21:38 UTC  

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2020-01-17 00:51:09 UTC  

Coworker bought a pack of this stuff for the staff on Monday. Boutta fuck up my sphincter

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2020-01-17 00:53:44 UTC  
2020-01-17 00:53:57 UTC  

Translate this for us with your gunga ginga powers

2020-01-17 00:53:58 UTC  

Please

2020-01-17 00:54:12 UTC  

Translate what exactly

2020-01-17 00:54:20 UTC  

The labelling on that package