Message from @Le Frenchman

Discord ID: 463466414301511740


2018-07-02 02:50:44 UTC  

tfw no argentinian bf

2018-07-02 02:54:02 UTC  

My teacher is Argentinan

2018-07-02 02:55:15 UTC  

He flew back in May to take care of his dying mom

2018-07-02 03:38:13 UTC  

Good friend of mine is Argentinian

2018-07-02 05:45:21 UTC  

tfw still no gu

2018-07-02 05:45:30 UTC  

gun

2018-07-02 06:35:23 UTC  

Tfw your brother is still dead

2018-07-02 08:08:10 UTC  

tha feels, m8

2018-07-02 16:30:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/463380928224428033/20180702_122941.jpg

2018-07-02 22:02:59 UTC  

>tfw you're a diagnosed mild-to-moderate autist and the only thing that you can buy after spending nearly all your disability benefits money on monthly bills is bread, milk, hardtacks and shitty beer that tastes like piss

2018-07-02 22:05:54 UTC  

It rose to 34.5 Celcius, between then and when I started my AC...

2018-07-02 22:06:23 UTC  
2018-07-02 22:07:01 UTC  

Drowning your autism in booze?

2018-07-02 22:07:06 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-02 22:07:12 UTC  

mega RIP

2018-07-02 22:07:14 UTC  

Not my first year living like that

2018-07-02 22:08:24 UTC  

I'm diagnosed with high-functioning autism. They said I was too affected to occupy jobs well or stuff like that... I proved them wrong.

2018-07-02 22:08:59 UTC  

Not really noticeable

2018-07-02 22:09:29 UTC  

Moderate autism isn't high-functioning
It's basically extremely mild mental retardation
I can't even get a gun or a driver's license past an A1-class one

2018-07-02 22:10:03 UTC  

OOF

2018-07-02 22:10:16 UTC  

yep. total RIP

2018-07-02 22:10:48 UTC  

But nothing stops you from trying, right?

2018-07-02 22:11:34 UTC  

Well, the attempts are futile and they'll most likely remain like so

2018-07-02 22:11:57 UTC  

But hey at least, in written form, it doesn't show.

2018-07-02 22:13:00 UTC  

It doesn't show now because I learned to control it (well, somewhat) with age
When I was a kid, I had full-blown tard rage whenever things didn't go the way I wanted

2018-07-02 22:13:27 UTC  

oh god.
Yeah, good job on that.

2018-07-02 22:13:29 UTC  

A+

2018-07-02 22:15:18 UTC  

I still remember that moment in third grade when I smashed a kid over the head with a folding chair and started hitting my own head against the wall in a fit of autismo rage, all because he stole my fucking chewing gum

2018-07-02 22:15:35 UTC  

wow. lol

2018-07-02 22:15:45 UTC  

Well, that taught him!

2018-07-02 22:16:29 UTC  

Self-related tard stories are the most embarrassing, yet the most fun ones to tell to your friends (assuming you have them, which I somehow still do)

2018-07-02 22:17:46 UTC  

But I experienced a tard story that will probably make you feel better that you never (I hope) gone full retard.

2018-07-02 22:22:20 UTC  

So, in elemantary school (probably 1st grade or 2nd.... not too sure), there was this kid with a balding head (he was allowed to wear a cap in the school) and malformed hands. During recess, we had a scuffle (he was hitting pretty hard, I was thinking), but no tears shed.
Then, during class, a girl next to me called me and told me that the guy wanted to get my attention (he was on the other side of her)..... I looked......
He had his dick out showing it to me and taunting me with it.

2018-07-02 22:22:35 UTC  

I was stunned at his retardation

2018-07-02 22:23:09 UTC  

🤢

2018-07-02 22:23:10 UTC  

Any more tales of him?

2018-07-02 22:23:14 UTC  

He was smaller than I.

2018-07-02 22:23:33 UTC  

Nope, no more tales of him. He moved out some time after.

2018-07-02 22:23:39 UTC  

He probably has some sort of chromosomal aberration

2018-07-02 22:24:15 UTC  

His mom was probably taking a medication that was prone to do these sort of malformations.