>I was sitting in some kind of school classroom

>And I see through the door a younger student from my highschool and a teacher telling a third off for bullying the younger student

>They all walk away and it's revealed that the bully was some vocal lgbt lefty fag from my year

First dream over

Second dream:

>I am sitting in some sort of IT classroom

>I am charging my phone using a usb cable from one of the computers (androidfag)

>For some reason the end that plugs into my phone snaps off from the cable

I get mad and pull the usb cable out and start whipping the desk with it

>I see a bunch of loose wires on the wall opposite me flap about

>It scares me and I try to rationalise it as the wind from my cable whipping making the wires fly about

>I come to the conclusion that a poltergeist was doing it for some reason

>Then the invisible poltergeist violently rolls some kind of empty hospital iv dolly like thing towards me which was really fucking terrifying in the dream

>I wake back up

Third dream:

>I am taking a shit in some extremely bizarre toilet stalls

>No joke for some reason the toilet stalls had saloon doors

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>And the toilet stalls were in some kind of school cafeteria or classroom

>I realise I am just about finished

>I look at the toilet paper holder with the paper roll

its billy mays trying to sell you shit

>Then a fuckton of primary school age children flood into the room

>I look at the toilet paper holder again

>THE TOILET PAPER FUCKING VANISHED INTO THIN AIR WHEN I WASNT LOOKING

the semen demons ate it

>Dream me is now panicking about being discovered by the children

>I wake up

Last dream:

I don't remember much about the environment I was in

>I feel one of my right premolars is really wobbly

>Try to push it back in with my tongue

>It falls out anyway

>Dream me starts crying and panicking

>I wake up

It's much more funny to me now as a text dump

Glad I decided to do it

>be me
>looking through photos of muh ex
>listening to asleep by the smiths
>stare into her eyes and bury my face in pillow
>charmed by her smile
>laugh
>continue breathing

tfw no more morning hellos, goodnights, I love you's or hugs

We love you no homo @T-34 Waifu