Imagine living in Canada

Faggot/10

Of course you'd mention that I live in a pedophile country

You love that don't you

Ontario is meme city, rest of Canada is literal innawoods

Most of Ontario is innawoods

funfacts

Apart from Niggeropolis

We need to talk about sad things

I mean Ontario

Who here is sad?

true

I'm not but I got dumped about 2 weeks ago from my gf

was a 2 year relationship

was very lame

Why aren’t you sad

That's pretty lame

I was sad but now all I'm sad about is not having a prom date this year

You’ll find another girl

idk, I saw it coming for a few weeks before she said so, I kind of mentally prepared myself

Yeah, just one of those things

I'm sad that whites aren't the only ones with equal rights <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

isn't that the whole point of equal rights

giving niggers and jews chances

I'll give em a chance to dodge my 357

https://youtu.be/fjH7NzFpKCo

This guy's music is always feelsy shit

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How do I confince my gf to give me a bj? We have fucked and dating long still no bj :(

<:wojak:465443000294703104>

it's like asking starving african children what to do when your local McD's runs out of big macs

@LiNuX don't force her to do it or with a deal or something, she just doesn't feel intimate enough for that part of the relationship yet or is just really shy that she'll fuck it up somehow

Maybe try to push the relationship a little further by eating her out

You need to break a few eggs to make an omelette

Aaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One of my childhood friends is in prison and it might be because of me

Aaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was making plans for new years Eve and told a dude I could get the friend to go with us (he's real cool) and he mentioned that he can't that he's in prison

Fucking Christ