Also tl:dr on what happened

Jesus

Yikes

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ok

So I go to work

Before I go my pay check is on my bed

I leave come home

And it's not there

The only nigger that is in the house is my mom's retarded husband

And he constantly fucks with random shit like a retard

And he doesn't fucking work

And I have looked literally fucking everywhere and it's just not there

And I'm fucking moving out this week and just quit my job

SO FUCK

IM GOING TO STRANGLE THIS NIGGER

>huurrrr anon if you don't leave your room where could it have gone

I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU TELL ME CHET YOU FAKE RETARDED NIGGER OH MY FUCKING GOD LORD HELP ME NOT SPLAT THING NIGHERS CHILDHOOD ALL OVER THE WALLS

FUCK

notify your employer, tell them to void the check and issue you another one

I'm going to try that tomorrow

but I quit and he's pissed at me now

doesn't matter, he still has to pay you what he owes you

apparently this is the busiest weekend

yeah I know

if I can't get it I'm actually just gonna snap

Beat up the nigger

Or use anthrax

if you can't get it, then you escalate and file a complaint with the feds

yeah my mom's a lawyer I'll have her threaten them

Or I'll threaten to leak company secrets

on a completely unrelated note anyone want some good recipes

stick with the threat of legal action

what about the threat of anal action

Maybe you should threaten the nigger that stole your paycheck

they might call your bluff on that one

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I'll just fake a boner I've done it before

he doesn't have proof unless dude cashes it

but if dude cashes it, you can crucify him for that