okay okay twice

Kek

well shit

time for abortion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6AOCjenfG8

ah yes slonkin

i remember, people couldn't stop saying slonkin

slonkin this! slonkin that!

they'd shout it from the rooftops

WHAT THE FUCK IS SLONKIN

Kek

10/10
have seen but still gold

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?

TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?

TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.

STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.

TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!

STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?

TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.

TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.

TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?

TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party*

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