Toast grapes

And then big letters gay

This is political mistif

As he dusted off his cheetohs
Was a sound of "FUCK NEGROES"
He heated a hotpocket
Cum-stained tissues on his carpet
He was sitting at his table
Mad that anons were ungrateful
So he deleted the whole thread now
Shut it all down
Nothing allowed

Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?

Janny are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a thread on the first page
And he dabbed you, a tuxedo, Janny
He came into your report cue
Left the Pepe, saying "FUCK YOU"
And then you cried to the mod too
You were dabbed on
It was your doom

Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?

You've been memed by
You've been dabbed by
A based amphibian

.wc 300

okay okay twice

Kek

well shit

time for abortion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6AOCjenfG8

ah yes slonkin

i remember, people couldn't stop saying slonkin

slonkin this! slonkin that!

they'd shout it from the rooftops

WHAT THE FUCK IS SLONKIN

Kek

10/10
have seen but still gold

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?

TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?

TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.

STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.

TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!

STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?

TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.

TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.

TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?

TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party*

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