Can someone teach me how to shitpost

Like this?

Cool. Im a shitposter now

/drugs/ expert role

>have liked this one fine ass bitch for months
>goes downhill for a while and not talk to eachother
>start talking to eachother again 2 weeks ago
>dont know if this bitch likes me as a friend or possible boyfriend
>mfw I'm not actually a chad
>mfw Phat ass white girl probably doesnt like me
>mfw all I am is a meme dealer

True story bro

(Insert picture of that one square headed bitch with the ugly baby)

I'd only give my sperm to another Spanish woman. Too bad they only like white guys <:iwanttodie:478690207118524416>

Spanish. My family came from Spain

And I'm fair skinned for being from that heritage

<:dab:488506104708333570>

Adoption is literally being a cuck

Oof

Best of luck buddy

Wat

Why me of all people???

Ohhhhhhhhhh, nah, I meant the one where it's only the white mom and her face is square af

If you ain't never taste your own cum. You a bitch

It's the trick to happier bitches. Exactly what the Duke said

Mm-mm

WHOOOAAAAAAA

ITS RAEGAN APPROVED <:woahlarger:487102175864946708>

YEAH THATS RIGHT

Our *only* savior

I agree

Unless it's like a fucking rabid mountain lion

I wouldnt say no more, but kinda less. Usually they're the same thing over and over

I dont think it matters, Keque isnt a dirty kike

True

That's a good idea right there

Tfw you're the king of self-loathing and narcissism

On boys, I think my real life friends dont even like me

They dont invite me anywhere, they dont tell me any plans, they leave me on read on snalchat whenever I ask something about plans or anything like that

I'm not that much of an asshole

I'm a very abrasive person, maybe that's my problem

Thanks, man

https://youtu.be/ByDMKKD-EdA

That doesnt matter. The song is the one that matters

History is essential for the future

becxause were lonely

lmaooooo

Lmfao