yeah

i like girls who are funny

am i asking for too much?

Often, yes.

i like girls who dont give "yeah" or other one word answers

crab

oh damn ok

later virgins

gay sex doesnt count

good thing it wasn’t gay sex then huh

your name is literally "dicks over rice" so i don't believe it wasn't

dicko mode

get gamered on kid

ion know how to feel bout losing my virginity while honest to god trying to watch the last airbendee

r

Was it to a fat chick?

... Because that's not how I want mine to as.
No fatties.

no

it was to my average-sized gf

my first was to a filipina mom

i was 14 or something like that

woah there

yeah it was...something

peadophila?

rape by vulnerability?

@Le Frenchman nah im ashamed to say it but i asked and she obliged

*confused sirens *

The fuck dude

I.... I....
Boy would that be great if it happened to me! (Though the girl should be 14... a bit too young... 17, sure. Good minimum.)

So you just asked some mom to fuck you and she did?

Nigga what

So confused

we had deal

here's the story

this lady was one of our tenants

one day i walked outside my house to drop off garbage and noticed an sd card on the floor

i was happy cause i actually needed an sd card to download games on my ds

i put it in and i get a message saying that the card is full. i left it alone

then on day i opened the camera app and saw that the gallery was over 200 pictures

it was loaded with pictures of my tenant masturbating and shit. she even took pictures doing so in our backyard

and we had an open backyard with houses all around. she wasn't hidden