I've too much testosterone for that

for kpop yeah

youre going to need a shot of estrogen

Make that 5

we should go back the good old days

when people had realistic standards for each other

idk when that was

i was born after it

yeah

i like girls who are funny

am i asking for too much?

Often, yes.

i like girls who dont give "yeah" or other one word answers

crab

oh damn ok

later virgins

gay sex doesnt count

good thing it wasn’t gay sex then huh

your name is literally "dicks over rice" so i don't believe it wasn't

dicko mode

get gamered on kid

ion know how to feel bout losing my virginity while honest to god trying to watch the last airbendee

r

Was it to a fat chick?

... Because that's not how I want mine to as.
No fatties.

no

it was to my average-sized gf

my first was to a filipina mom

i was 14 or something like that

woah there

yeah it was...something

peadophila?

rape by vulnerability?

@Le Frenchman nah im ashamed to say it but i asked and she obliged

*confused sirens *

The fuck dude

I.... I....
Boy would that be great if it happened to me! (Though the girl should be 14... a bit too young... 17, sure. Good minimum.)

So you just asked some mom to fuck you and she did?

Nigga what

So confused

we had deal