Maybe my face just look too masculine for most girls.

who knows anymore

Yeah. Tinder and dating apps delude women

imo both genders are fucking humanity over

girls want some kpop boy

and (most) guys want a barbie doll

neither can satisfy the other

I've too much testosterone for that

for kpop yeah

youre going to need a shot of estrogen

Make that 5

we should go back the good old days

when people had realistic standards for each other

idk when that was

i was born after it

yeah

i like girls who are funny

am i asking for too much?

Often, yes.

i like girls who dont give "yeah" or other one word answers

crab

oh damn ok

later virgins

gay sex doesnt count

good thing it wasn’t gay sex then huh

your name is literally "dicks over rice" so i don't believe it wasn't

dicko mode

get gamered on kid

ion know how to feel bout losing my virginity while honest to god trying to watch the last airbendee

r

Was it to a fat chick?

... Because that's not how I want mine to as.
No fatties.

no

it was to my average-sized gf

my first was to a filipina mom

i was 14 or something like that

woah there

yeah it was...something

peadophila?

rape by vulnerability?