>tfw under 18 so can't buy my own booze and parents are near complete teetotalers

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oof

I remember when I was younger. I used to see these vodka bottles with gold leaves inside. I always wanted to buy one once I got older...... But abit before I became 18, it stopped being produced.

We drink sparkling wine at christmas dinner and port at new year, shit is cash

but that's about it

I recently wanted to try beekeeping and use some of the honey to make mead with but i found out you need a licence to keep bees in the uk <:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

I always thought the licence meme was just about gun and tv licences

That day i found out it was real <:Considering:550596038084395028>

oof

Oh yeah, they take no prisoners here

Only the migrants don't need a license for anything

Aye

that'd be wacist

DO U HAV A LOICENS FO THA COMPLANIN'!

The neighbour on the house to the left of me absolutely hates my parents

So even if u do get the licence I'm fucked if there is some sort of neighbourly approval rule

And if there isn't the bitter old man will probably make complaints non stop to the council till my hives are removed because he really is that kind of person

I don't own any hives now btw

"My hives" was a hypothetical

A very vindictive person

Yeah apparently his wife and kids left him

hm

Whether he was so bitter beforehand i dunno

But your wife and kids wouldn't normally leave you entirely if you were a nice person

Even if she was an omega thot the kids would still visit sometimes

yeah

well, I'm gonna go

I'll also grab a bite

Alright see you lad

boof

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Is modern day Russia really bad tho?

Yeas

Well...

kinda

They aint taking any gay agenda or any Sorosbucks

But they're also kinda shit generally

@Arizona Ice 🅱 found it

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