right

idk i could think of foods that are way more bland

templar's just been eating lettuce this whole time lol

Raspberry balsamic dressing, goat cheese, strawberries, toasted pecans, pretty much anything

what about rice cakes

oooo this

You just gotta know what flavors work together and experiment a little

Fucking salad was made by some shill too pussy to eat animal products

Kek

damn

um no? you can put ham or chicken on your salad

chicken salads

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Fucking salad is what you'd feed to a horse after a race

yee

The fuck kinda salads have you been eating lol

just lettuce

sounds like hes into eating

whatever livestock eats

Nah I'm just fucking with you guys, just don't dig salads

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thats fine. you would probably grow a few inches taller if you ate more healthy foods growing up

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Fug

damn lol

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it's too late now

lel im just messing around. gigor told me about ya. he says your cool

Yee

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fuck

child abduction

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my phone just recieved an amber alert

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We got a succulent moment in <#558015693757480971>

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@bdog why do you have a strike

@Deleted User and are you a furry

Real womens

Damn