haven't had tendies in a minute

to bad your tendies are soggy. salad would be better for you

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lel

A toaster oven would probably solve the soggy tendies problem

Salad is honest to god the most bland shit on the fucking planet

Then you haven't had a good salad yet

bland? you can add so much to them.

It's just a bunch of leaves, tomatoe and sauce

sunflower seeds for example

It's a fucking sandwich without the bread, cheese, and meat

There's so much variety that you can do with a salad

right

idk i could think of foods that are way more bland

templar's just been eating lettuce this whole time lol

Raspberry balsamic dressing, goat cheese, strawberries, toasted pecans, pretty much anything

what about rice cakes

oooo this

You just gotta know what flavors work together and experiment a little

Fucking salad was made by some shill too pussy to eat animal products

Kek

damn

um no? you can put ham or chicken on your salad

chicken salads

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Fucking salad is what you'd feed to a horse after a race

yee

The fuck kinda salads have you been eating lol

just lettuce

sounds like hes into eating

whatever livestock eats

Nah I'm just fucking with you guys, just don't dig salads

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thats fine. you would probably grow a few inches taller if you ate more healthy foods growing up

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Fug

damn lol

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it's too late now

lel im just messing around. gigor told me about ya. he says your cool

Yee