I’m pregnant

gregnant

https://youtu.be/LZfItlZG97Q

You've got gangrene

My friend let’s his hamper get this huge then does his laundry

Fucking ridiculous

I do about the same.
I also separate the whites from the darks

We should apply that society

Oh wait

We did...

I would

But I don't actually have any lights

https://youtu.be/Iyoqg0JmOi4?t=180

kaboof

Y'know this is laundry day in my house

No exaggeration

same tbh

Literally everything I wear except for my Flecktarn cargos are fucking black

Yup

Exactly

That exact piece of clothing

Hm

You could go paint balling in those

Hide in the bushes

Then spray your enemy

Flecktarn is a nice camo

Paintballing is the big gay,

I would've went with that, had I not enlisted tbh

I'm only going with multicam/OCP because I get to keep my shit

Its also expensive AF and there's no paintballing place near me

Have you simply thought of turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

My parents did whenever I was acting out of line

My parents said I couldn’t have an abortion if I acted up

My parents said they wouldn't get me a tank if I acted out of line

Who would win in a fight, Doomguy or Hellboy?

Doomguy

Fucking doomslayer without a shadow of a doubt

"AY DONNIEEE!! I FOUGHT THE DOOMSLAYER AND I FUCKING LOST!!! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?!"