Message from @goobergopher

Discord ID: 643118280608841798


2019-11-10 15:48:49 UTC  

But then, they see a bunch of things bundled with the phone and they go "Nope. Do some research over the week and see if you can find the difference between all the different types of this phone"

2019-11-10 15:48:50 UTC  

inb4 chink phone

2019-11-10 15:49:07 UTC  

I go and have a look on amazon myself and see they're all bundles

2019-11-10 15:49:11 UTC  

So I tell them as much

2019-11-10 15:49:31 UTC  

But by that time my Mum's already left to go to the north where she works and we can't buy one

2019-11-10 15:49:39 UTC  

So I gotta wait a week

2019-11-10 15:49:47 UTC  

I mean I love my parents

2019-11-10 15:49:55 UTC  

But some things about them just annoy the shit outta me

2019-11-10 15:50:23 UTC  

To all my marine brothers happy birthday you magnificent bastards https://youtu.be/aaXEeGyd_0o

2019-11-10 15:53:02 UTC  

Why is the taliban holding the clip?

2019-11-10 15:53:21 UTC  

Because he didnt get training from either of them

2019-11-10 15:53:32 UTC  

that explains

2019-11-10 15:58:32 UTC  

Oh meat

2019-11-10 15:59:20 UTC  
2019-11-10 15:59:22 UTC  

Helmand

2019-11-10 15:59:26 UTC  

Big gay helman

2019-11-10 15:59:33 UTC  

big gay

2019-11-10 16:00:04 UTC  

@Le Frenchman he's actually holding it by the magwell

2019-11-10 16:00:14 UTC  

they're also irregulars

2019-11-10 16:02:18 UTC  

At church then work

2019-11-10 16:02:26 UTC  

Sorry for thenping

2019-11-10 16:03:09 UTC  

it's all good my guy

2019-11-10 16:21:49 UTC  

tfw in the second mission in Modern Warfare 2, there's a squad of rangers getting pinned down, meanwhere there's an Afghan soldier sitting next to them just casually eating a chocolate bar

2019-11-10 16:22:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/643123307188715540/unknown.png

2019-11-10 16:22:30 UTC  

MRE nvm

2019-11-10 16:22:36 UTC  

been ages since I last played the campaign

2019-11-10 16:23:43 UTC  

lol just a average day in the middle east

2019-11-10 16:23:50 UTC  

#FuckAfghanistan

2019-11-10 16:26:55 UTC  

For a second I thought my balls had absorbed a piece of toilet paper

2019-11-10 16:27:14 UTC  

wtf

2019-11-10 16:27:27 UTC  

boi

2019-11-10 16:27:28 UTC  

Don't worry it just fell on the floor

2019-11-10 16:33:14 UTC  

amerikek is the weirdest goy in here

2019-11-10 16:38:32 UTC  

Yes but I'm also what keeps this server alive.

2019-11-10 16:38:33 UTC  

<:ayylmao:519285300812447774>

2019-11-10 16:38:53 UTC  

That and spergs.

2019-11-10 16:39:40 UTC  

If we count all the channels I've been in, deleted too, I've had over 50k messages.

2019-11-10 16:40:27 UTC  

>tfw i have had 5 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours because tooth infection pain is too powerful

2019-11-10 16:40:45 UTC  

>tfw i die from tooth infection before getting to get down with the boog

2019-11-10 16:40:52 UTC  

Oof.

2019-11-10 16:44:18 UTC  

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