Message from @☇Unlimited Power☇

Discord ID: 303561155253895168


2017-04-17 16:01:16 UTC  

I'm outside standing up with my index finger straight in the air

2017-04-17 16:01:32 UTC  

I'm the tallest thing here so it's only a matter of time until I'm electrocuted

2017-04-17 16:01:37 UTC  

In memory of Convo

2017-04-17 16:01:39 UTC  

By lightning

2017-04-17 16:01:47 UTC  

Lololololol vanguard

2017-04-17 16:01:48 UTC  

>it's thunderstorming

2017-04-17 16:01:53 UTC  
2017-04-17 16:01:53 UTC  

I can't handle that

2017-04-17 16:01:58 UTC  

>you had to wake up early for training

2017-04-17 16:02:05 UTC  

>get assigned to "Kim"

2017-04-17 16:02:24 UTC  

>see "Kim's" head sticking up over cubicle walls in the distance

2017-04-17 16:02:33 UTC  

>kinda tall for a woman but whatever

2017-04-17 16:02:43 UTC  

>walk over to "Kim's" cubicle

2017-04-17 16:02:59 UTC  

>my, what large feet Kim has

2017-04-17 16:03:08 UTC  

>Kim turns around to shake my hand

2017-04-17 16:03:18 UTC  
2017-04-17 16:03:18 UTC  

My what bulge you have kim

2017-04-17 16:03:25 UTC  

>horror dawn's on me as I realize the truth

2017-04-17 16:03:39 UTC  

Tranny?

2017-04-17 16:03:51 UTC  

lol you got trannyd

2017-04-17 16:03:53 UTC  

>the most marlboro cigarette ruined voice greets me: "hello Koba, I'm Kim"

2017-04-17 16:04:07 UTC  

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2017-04-17 16:04:12 UTC  

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

2017-04-17 16:04:17 UTC  

WAKE ME UP

2017-04-17 16:04:20 UTC  

CANT WAKE UP

2017-04-17 16:04:30 UTC  

how big was her penis

2017-04-17 16:04:32 UTC  

lol

2017-04-17 16:04:37 UTC  

Idk dude

2017-04-17 16:04:49 UTC  

He was wearing these skin tight jeans

2017-04-17 16:04:53 UTC  

when NC anti lady boy laws came out we had to go to a diversity seminar by dudes with tits

2017-04-17 16:05:04 UTC  

I day dreamed of leaping from the 17th floor

2017-04-17 16:05:05 UTC  

Like so tight theyd stranlg a normal man's testees to death

2017-04-17 16:05:17 UTC  

I dont think it has a gentleman's sausage

2017-04-17 16:05:22 UTC  

lolol

2017-04-17 16:05:23 UTC  

Or anything tbh

2017-04-17 16:05:39 UTC  

Just fucking murder me fam

2017-04-17 16:06:01 UTC  

no no

2017-04-17 16:06:08 UTC  

Don't you own a gun?

2017-04-17 16:09:58 UTC  

I sold it