Message from @Corinthian

Discord ID: 649000367027257364


2019-11-26 21:26:45 UTC  

>be you
>boogaloo started 3 months ago, your hideout has been looted and destroyed, forcing you to live on the run
>you’re starving and delirious, just barely hanging on to reality
>you collapse in the mud, accepting your pathetic fate
>you feel a voice call to you from beyond your shallow grave
>”better ingredients. better pizza.”
>in awe, you look up at this kind stranger offering you their hand
>it’s papa john himself

2019-11-26 21:27:03 UTC  

Remember lads. In order to avoid awkward convos at the dinner table just laugh as joker did during the Murray interview

2019-11-26 21:27:35 UTC  

I was in the army

2019-11-26 21:28:17 UTC  

We know

2019-11-26 21:28:24 UTC  

Yeah

2019-11-26 21:28:27 UTC  

I too was in the military

2019-11-26 21:28:27 UTC  

Gay joke

2019-11-26 21:29:00 UTC  

To be fair korean army's gay as fuck

2019-11-26 21:29:01 UTC  

So

2019-11-26 21:29:40 UTC  

Kinda like [Insert country here]'s navy?

2019-11-26 21:29:50 UTC  

(all navies are gay as fuck)

2019-11-26 21:30:44 UTC  

haha frick [Insert Country Name Here]'s navy, gay

2019-11-26 21:31:21 UTC  

Excuse me sir

2019-11-26 21:31:32 UTC  

This is christian discord server

2019-11-26 21:31:39 UTC  

No swearing please

2019-11-26 21:35:02 UTC  

All navies are gay

2019-11-26 21:35:06 UTC  

There's no denying that

2019-11-26 21:35:18 UTC  

Why?

2019-11-26 21:35:28 UTC  

Thats just what navies are like

2019-11-26 21:35:41 UTC  

How?

2019-11-26 21:35:45 UTC  

He's going through that phase where everything feels gay

2019-11-26 21:35:51 UTC  

Including himself

2019-11-26 21:37:50 UTC  

.youtube Zenyatta calls everything gay

2019-11-26 21:37:53 UTC  

**Zenyatta Calls Everything Gay in Overwatch Competitive ...**
`Dec 6, 2017 ... THIS VIDEO WAS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. I do not hate on gays, I do
not make fun of gays and there's nothing wrong with being ...`
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_GASP-n0Oo

2019-11-26 21:37:57 UTC  

Basically, this is me rn

2019-11-26 21:38:25 UTC  

This whole video is me

2019-11-26 21:39:25 UTC  

You're gay robot buddhist

2019-11-26 21:39:29 UTC  

Okay

2019-11-26 21:40:56 UTC  

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2019-11-26 21:43:24 UTC  

😂

2019-11-26 21:43:26 UTC  

oh

2019-11-26 21:43:53 UTC  

Oh boy

2019-11-26 21:44:10 UTC  

tell him it's a suicide bomber

2019-11-26 21:45:12 UTC  

If you don't I'm going to sneak into your bedroom and cast your foreskin with molten aluminum

2019-11-26 21:45:25 UTC  

Lol

2019-11-26 21:48:37 UTC  
2019-11-26 21:50:26 UTC  

Dare you to call your father-in-law a boomer doc

2019-11-26 21:52:11 UTC  

I already did in July

2019-11-26 21:52:21 UTC  

He loves it and understands memes

2019-11-26 21:53:41 UTC  

Based

2019-11-26 22:05:38 UTC  

My favorite book

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/649007888240476183/IMG_20191126_140522.jpg