Message from @Corinthian

Discord ID: 648998311981875231


2019-11-26 21:21:00 UTC  

I wonder, if I used the corpse of the inventor of Pizza and the Soul of Papa John in my rituals...

2019-11-26 21:21:05 UTC  

Would I create the perfect pizza?

2019-11-26 21:21:14 UTC  

It's already done

2019-11-26 21:21:20 UTC  

It's papa Johns

2019-11-26 21:21:49 UTC  

Never heard someone complaining about my snoring

2019-11-26 21:22:18 UTC  

I don't mean best tasting

2019-11-26 21:22:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/648997017045172229/image0.jpg

2019-11-26 21:22:28 UTC  

I mean you eat this Pizza and you turn into fucking Bill gates

2019-11-26 21:22:36 UTC  

I've spent hundreds of nights with several men in the same room

2019-11-26 21:22:48 UTC  

Nobody said anything

2019-11-26 21:24:12 UTC  

Hahahahahah

2019-11-26 21:24:14 UTC  

Bruh

2019-11-26 21:24:17 UTC  
2019-11-26 21:24:23 UTC  

Read that again

2019-11-26 21:24:32 UTC  

2019-11-26 21:25:11 UTC  

Pin pong

2019-11-26 21:25:30 UTC  

That was intended

2019-11-26 21:25:58 UTC  

Thats staying in the pins thou

2019-11-26 21:26:45 UTC  

>be you
>boogaloo started 3 months ago, your hideout has been looted and destroyed, forcing you to live on the run
>you’re starving and delirious, just barely hanging on to reality
>you collapse in the mud, accepting your pathetic fate
>you feel a voice call to you from beyond your shallow grave
>”better ingredients. better pizza.”
>in awe, you look up at this kind stranger offering you their hand
>it’s papa john himself

2019-11-26 21:27:03 UTC  

Remember lads. In order to avoid awkward convos at the dinner table just laugh as joker did during the Murray interview

2019-11-26 21:27:35 UTC  

I was in the army

2019-11-26 21:28:17 UTC  

We know

2019-11-26 21:28:24 UTC  

Yeah

2019-11-26 21:28:27 UTC  

I too was in the military

2019-11-26 21:28:27 UTC  

Gay joke

2019-11-26 21:29:00 UTC  

To be fair korean army's gay as fuck

2019-11-26 21:29:01 UTC  

So

2019-11-26 21:29:40 UTC  

Kinda like [Insert country here]'s navy?

2019-11-26 21:29:50 UTC  

(all navies are gay as fuck)

2019-11-26 21:30:44 UTC  

haha frick [Insert Country Name Here]'s navy, gay

2019-11-26 21:31:21 UTC  

Excuse me sir

2019-11-26 21:31:32 UTC  

This is christian discord server

2019-11-26 21:31:39 UTC  

No swearing please

2019-11-26 21:35:02 UTC  

All navies are gay

2019-11-26 21:35:06 UTC  

There's no denying that

2019-11-26 21:35:18 UTC  

Why?

2019-11-26 21:35:28 UTC  

Thats just what navies are like

2019-11-26 21:35:41 UTC  

How?

2019-11-26 21:35:45 UTC  

He's going through that phase where everything feels gay

2019-11-26 21:35:51 UTC  

Including himself

2019-11-26 21:37:50 UTC  

.youtube Zenyatta calls everything gay