I wouldn't doubt it

we got Dominos and Pizza Huts on base

Nice

normally places like that on a base means they got a contract with the military

yeah

You guys are spoiled then

Kinda

I still hate the Army though lmao

I love America

but fuck the Army, it ain't worth it

My best friends in the Navy can't even get a drone to fly a piece of pepperoni to his ship in the Pacific

I got a buddy in the Navy too, he hates it as well

I would say "fuck the US Military" but that'll sound too ignorant

Oh yeah, by 2022 it'll be 8 years for him

wew

2021 is when my contract ends

gettin me an honorable discharge

and hopefully getting disabled vet status

I thought about joining the service, but then I was blessed with bone spurs

because of my back

And watch to much George Carlin

I need to start bothering the medics again about it

If for some reason in the future I got drafted I’d probably die

get that paper trail established

*just don't show up*

ez

just hide in the attic, they'll never find you

Lol I remember seeing all those feminist tweets saying “suddenly I don’t want equality anymore” at the thought of women having mandatory drafting

there won't be a draft, if the Dems win next election there won't even be a country left to draft for

boof

I can only home they don't win

I’d be totally unfit for war

I'm already unfit lmao

I can't bend over or pick up anything heavy

nobody is really fit for it

without my back giving me sharp pains

And trust me

my back wasn't ANYTHING like this before I enlisted

The country hasn't been fit since what, korea?

The stone age

so in all intents and purposes