Male 31, Nihilist, Need Feels And Squeals

Get the clamps

Toot it and boot it

Slam-Bam Vietnam

Debbie Flemming Wisconsin Wedding

FLirt N' Squirt

Tits N' Pits

Piss N' Miss

Now THAT'S a big oof

I struggle with depression every day.

Get that shit out of my face

She may be your mother, but this is why females belong in the trash as defective units.

Ghostbusters

Are you guys taking about Alaska?

If you have experience or degree, pretty much anything that doesn't involve flipping burgers or cleaning toilets someone is hiring for, I think you'll be fine

Nice

You guys are spoiled then

My best friends in the Navy can't even get a drone to fly a piece of pepperoni to his ship in the Pacific

Oh yeah, by 2022 it'll be 8 years for him

I thought about joining the service, but then I was blessed with bone spurs

And watch to much George Carlin

there won't be a draft, if the Dems win next election there won't even be a country left to draft for

The stone age

Army NEET

True, that was a shitty thing to say

Black is for more urban situations, have to blend in what they're fighting.

Nobody got the joke, that makes me sad

Kek, I mostly see a swarm of 5 or 6 cop cars on the freeway just to talk to one guy.

Working is easy when you don't give a shit in life and realize is all just a big show and you watch everyone else dance to the same number.

Me sitting on a children's toilet in a retard church for work.

Morty Crumbus brothers

But isn't the power of autism screaming?

Not sure if low IQ or just invented Morse code 2.0.

Don't know the man, could be a power play.

Do you live in the woods?

You lucky bastard, I currently live on the furthest edge of town which is good enough for me.

Bigfoot smells like a bad tinder experience I bet. 🐠

Tell him you're perfecting the family wreath, if you know what I mean.

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I'm sadly too redpilled to give women a pass, so most don't interest me anymore.

Guy can I get a buff alpha with thicc thighs pls