Grandma is hurt

Please help

Fuck I lost my keys

Well, now I'm pretty boned

Make new ones bro

Jk

I’m sorry

Well you help my grandma

Please she’s hurt

Oh lawd she’s rabid

Can you help?

Try using a .380

I have it what do I do now

@Duke of Txtspeak

https://youtu.be/8naKBFdXzLk

Movie will explain everything

@Lord of Depression

No I need an answer now

Please help me....

I’m crying as I type

Take off your shoe and beat her to death humanely

I tired that already it only made her angrier

And horny...

🤔

I fucking hope I find my keys tomorrow or I'm so fucked...

I won't be able to get to work

Throw your Death Stranding fetus at her @Lord of Depression

She ate the fetus

Well nothing is more mightier then the shoe. If she survived a shoe thrashing then shes probably immune to bullets. Guess your going to have to wrap her in a warm blanket and lock her in your trunk

You’re right

I’ll let you know how it goes

Brb

K

Ago

Behave yourself! In the name of Allah you will taste my shoe!

@Duke of Txtspeak

I just realized something

We have Jews like the UK has Muslims.

Yep