Please help me....

I’m crying as I type

Take off your shoe and beat her to death humanely

I tired that already it only made her angrier

And horny...

🤔

I fucking hope I find my keys tomorrow or I'm so fucked...

I won't be able to get to work

Throw your Death Stranding fetus at her @Lord of Depression

She ate the fetus

Well nothing is more mightier then the shoe. If she survived a shoe thrashing then shes probably immune to bullets. Guess your going to have to wrap her in a warm blanket and lock her in your trunk

You’re right

I’ll let you know how it goes

Brb

K

Ago

Behave yourself! In the name of Allah you will taste my shoe!

@Duke of Txtspeak

I just realized something

We have Jews like the UK has Muslims.

Yep

hmmm

Not really

Why can't we just get rid of them or remove their power

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Are jews like 10% of your population?

That'd be like 33 million jews

@Deleted User
We dont have all the crystal skulls

Also the bigfoot player skin is still locked

I’m back

Grandma is in the trunk

She’s yelling about George Harrison or some boomer shit lol

Fuck that I’m gonna play Fortnite

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I dont like December. It's raining and I got problems. At least I'm off work.

Well, I got work tomorrow

aaand im gonna have to walk in

Cus I lost my keys <:sadtard:556699705153945620>

That sucks man
I hope you find them

think I must have dropped them while cycling back

Hopefully I run into them on the way tomorrow