And why are the shotgun chokes so fucking tight? How does that even work

i want to play call of duty zombies

same

but I got work at 630 am

just a few more days left

and I'm going home

I gotta get up at 7
G'night lads

later

fuck man i'm so fucking bored

same

I gotta do my laundry still

I'm such a lazy fuck sometimes

i desperately want to go on some type of adventure

Hey polski, do they teach you a way to sleep in any condition fast?

a roadtrip

no

Shid

all they taught me was to kill someone

so

oof

in basic anyway

then some logistics shit that I don't even remember in AIT

because the teaching there was ass

did they show you how to do the power slap?

they did actually

elbow of destruction?

E L B O W

Hmmmm.... it's a comfy 8 celcius outside

Would go outside

@Le Frenchman dick mold

HOLY SHIT

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

You’re gay?

IF WE TRAVEL TO A GALAXY

LIKE UH

65 BILLION LIGHTYEARS AWAY

WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THE DINOSAURS GET EXTINCT

IF WE TRAVEL 500 BILLION YEARS AWAY