Message from @_Xur

Discord ID: 657594837217837076


2019-12-20 13:17:53 UTC  

FED IT TO HER

2019-12-20 13:17:57 UTC  

AND WHEN SHE SAID SHE LIKE IT?

2019-12-20 13:18:00 UTC  

I TOLD HER IT WAS HER DOG

2019-12-20 13:18:05 UTC  

<:agony:655404539964293143>

2019-12-20 13:18:15 UTC  

Buddha!

2019-12-20 13:18:19 UTC  

You want a glass of juice?

2019-12-20 13:18:31 UTC  

In minecraft?

2019-12-20 13:21:45 UTC  

Ah great

2019-12-20 13:21:52 UTC  

My fallout NV has fucking softlocked itself

2019-12-20 13:22:06 UTC  

Remind me why everyone fawns over this fucking game?

2019-12-20 13:22:16 UTC  

Its not that good

2019-12-20 13:23:12 UTC  

It's a finishd game

2019-12-20 13:23:24 UTC  

It is a finished game indeed

2019-12-20 13:24:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/657574073970458626/1576704800890.jpg

2019-12-20 14:09:40 UTC  

praise buddha

2019-12-20 14:09:49 UTC  

and the amazing religion of buddhism

2019-12-20 14:12:17 UTC  

Hail buddha the juice glasser

2019-12-20 14:12:22 UTC  

in minecraft

2019-12-20 14:24:09 UTC  

Christianity best religion

2019-12-20 14:28:43 UTC  

I can't wait for president Mike "Take it in the ass, face Zeus's wrath" Pence.

2019-12-20 14:47:06 UTC  

This

2019-12-20 14:47:59 UTC  

I can't wait for God Emperor Blumph to pass down the forte to his Race Bannon lookalike apprentice Mike "Remove the gay with 200,000 volts" Pence.

2019-12-20 15:38:39 UTC  

Why does the cia have a Twitter

2019-12-20 15:39:15 UTC  

Glowing

2019-12-20 15:48:57 UTC  
2019-12-20 15:49:01 UTC  

Silence civilian

2019-12-20 15:59:14 UTC  

Mike "amperes for queers" pence

2019-12-20 15:59:40 UTC  

Mike "Prolapsed rectum? vivisect em!" pence

2019-12-20 16:30:58 UTC  

PC stands for :
P : obligatory
C : black casts

2019-12-20 16:32:54 UTC  

Pesonal Computer

2019-12-20 16:32:56 UTC  

<:okboomer:645448756539424778>

2019-12-20 16:37:01 UTC  

>tfw my eyes went from green to amber since i was a baby

2019-12-20 16:37:02 UTC  

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

2019-12-20 16:37:54 UTC  

Are we zapping today?

2019-12-20 17:02:29 UTC  

Fuckin madlads

2019-12-20 17:37:10 UTC  

Nice

2019-12-20 17:56:55 UTC  

My job is hiring a female to work in the warehouse were I work.

2019-12-20 17:57:15 UTC  

They told us to cool down the jokes and some horse play

2019-12-20 17:57:26 UTC  

thats fucked