Guys I have a gf now <:YaaY:512039594108256257>

I’m a chad now

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

And she sings <:feelsgoodman:642720914072535040>

And she’s good at it too

Have 👏 her 👏sing 👏you 👏 to 👏 sleep👏👏👏

Does she have a penis

>pasta pegged

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>does she have a penis?
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Probably an extended clitoris like a hyena

Ah yes. The ol' "slip the kid a laxative" trick

That’s like 10 duocolax

The only thing that sucks is that my gf is English, so I only get to spend like 2 hours with her on the phone

Switching up the topic like a BOSS

Wait it's a long distance thing

Yeah

Unfortunately

Kek

Good job on your girlfriend

Hope she doesn't cuck you irl

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Entering work tomorrow finna be like

Just realized something. If the creatures in a "quiet place" are reliant on the sense of hearing, isn't it possible to just play a pitch high enough to where they can hear it but not humans and in term damage their hearing

Yes

See that's how you know your horror movie premis is shit when your creature can be defeated with an industrial dog whistle

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I can’t make this shit up, just found this on my Facebook

>Phone rings

>Check number

>International number

>Evilface.gif

>Pick up phone

>"Privyet"

>Pajeet does a frighten

>Puts phone down immediately

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