Message from @templar ni🅱🅱a

Discord ID: 661130953665675306


2019-12-30 07:33:48 UTC  

Does she have a penis

2019-12-30 07:34:05 UTC  

>pasta pegged

2019-12-30 07:45:44 UTC  

>does she have a penis?
<:srsly:642743717085839361>

2019-12-30 07:46:19 UTC  

Probably an extended clitoris like a hyena

2019-12-30 07:47:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/661113043312312340/video0.mp4

2019-12-30 07:48:37 UTC  

Ah yes. The ol' "slip the kid a laxative" trick

2019-12-30 07:50:38 UTC  

That’s like 10 duocolax

2019-12-30 07:57:16 UTC  

The only thing that sucks is that my gf is English, so I only get to spend like 2 hours with her on the phone

2019-12-30 07:57:45 UTC  

Switching up the topic like a BOSS

2019-12-30 07:58:02 UTC  

Wait it's a long distance thing

2019-12-30 07:58:28 UTC  

Yeah

2019-12-30 07:58:32 UTC  

Unfortunately

2019-12-30 07:58:55 UTC  

Kek

2019-12-30 07:59:25 UTC  

Good job on your girlfriend

2019-12-30 07:59:42 UTC  

Hope she doesn't cuck you irl

2019-12-30 07:59:43 UTC  

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

2019-12-30 08:00:37 UTC  

Entering work tomorrow finna be like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/661116420221829137/Screenshot_20191227-154409.png

2019-12-30 08:25:49 UTC  

Just realized something. If the creatures in a "quiet place" are reliant on the sense of hearing, isn't it possible to just play a pitch high enough to where they can hear it but not humans and in term damage their hearing

2019-12-30 08:56:46 UTC  

Yes

2019-12-30 08:58:22 UTC  

See that's how you know your horror movie premis is shit when your creature can be defeated with an industrial dog whistle

2019-12-30 08:59:08 UTC  

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

2019-12-30 12:32:22 UTC  

I can’t make this shit up, just found this on my Facebook

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/661184807405092864/image0.png

2019-12-30 12:33:27 UTC  

>Phone rings

2019-12-30 12:33:30 UTC  

>Check number

2019-12-30 12:33:34 UTC  

>International number

2019-12-30 12:33:37 UTC  

>Evilface.gif

2019-12-30 12:33:42 UTC  

>Pick up phone

2019-12-30 12:33:47 UTC  

>"Privyet"

2019-12-30 12:33:54 UTC  

>Pajeet does a frighten

2019-12-30 12:33:59 UTC  

>Puts phone down immediately

2019-12-30 12:34:01 UTC  

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-12-30 12:35:12 UTC  

.img pajeet

2019-12-30 12:35:13 UTC  

2019-12-30 12:53:20 UTC  

n

2019-12-30 12:53:24 UTC  

.img pajeet

2019-12-30 12:53:25 UTC  

2019-12-30 12:53:47 UTC  

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-12-30 12:57:58 UTC  

That's deep

2019-12-30 13:31:53 UTC  

That says a lot about society

2019-12-30 14:45:28 UTC  

so i got r6