Message from @Panzerϟϟchreck Berb
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Send all kids to Australia then
Problem solved
Give the kids a shoelace and tell them last one alive gets to graduate
Why isn't selective breeding and evolutionary trials not a thing
Jews
Fucking karrens
"Ohhh karren this is so horrible johnny took a spear to the ribs"
Shuddup bitch
Have annual airsoft tournaments
<:madlad:646974424565678090>
And in their 10 year they get to use real guns
Gotta get me a trad wife
Bet she'll let me put my kid in the thunderdome
Oh sorry
Meant tard wife
Although
Downies are strong as fuck
So maybe the smartest thing is to breed über warrior tards
Why?
Tards are the sort of front line brutes of the uberkreig
So we can go back to being man cave tards?
No
Theres your problem
I mean unless the world goes to shit
Pop a ballon near the enemy line and let the tards go apeshit
Then having these uber strength tard would be good
Breed tards selectively
Yes
For the brains we can use physically disabled midgets
For their super human strength and inability to feel
*mini midgets
Use them as either front line warriors that soften the enemy's defenses or *special* forces
We have chair bound brain creatures, breed them so 90%of their biomass is brain
A tard will always win a physical confrontation, unless your name is mel gibson
Headcheese
So we'll have meat-body mechas then
The tards are the body
>you and your squad are moving through thick jungle
>You hear an inhuman roar and crashing all around you
>Suddenly a tard the size of the Hulk picked up one of your squad mates and tore him in half
>3 more barrel out of the jungle
>Piss and shit to death
And the brains
Well, the brains