Australia then

Breed them like puppies

Just introduce a thunderdome to all kindergartens

Send all kids to Australia then

Problem solved

Give the kids a shoelace and tell them last one alive gets to graduate

Why isn't selective breeding and evolutionary trials not a thing

Jews

Fucking karrens

"Ohhh karren this is so horrible johnny took a spear to the ribs"
Shuddup bitch

Have annual airsoft tournaments

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And in their 10 year they get to use real guns

Gotta get me a trad wife

Bet she'll let me put my kid in the thunderdome

Oh sorry

Meant tard wife

Although

Downies are strong as fuck

So maybe the smartest thing is to breed über warrior tards

Why?

Tards are the sort of front line brutes of the uberkreig

Have you watched mad max 3 @Aeiou?

So we can go back to being man cave tards?

No

Theres your problem

I mean unless the world goes to shit

Pop a ballon near the enemy line and let the tards go apeshit

Then having these uber strength tard would be good

Breed tards selectively

Yes

For the brains we can use physically disabled midgets

For their super human strength and inability to feel

*mini midgets

Use them as either front line warriors that soften the enemy's defenses or *special* forces

We have chair bound brain creatures, breed them so 90%of their biomass is brain

A tard will always win a physical confrontation, unless your name is mel gibson

Headcheese

So we'll have meat-body mechas then

The tards are the body