Worse is when you get it on the bed sheets so you have to fuckin do laundry

@Higura I like to blue ball when I'm bored but don't intend to cum

Kek

Just cover everything in a thick coat of dried cum

Or when you're in a truck and you have to silently clean up while you're codrivers driving

The entire world

And the hand sanitizer is up front so you break the 12 hour silence to emerge from the dark of the sleeper bunk and reach past your codriver then slink back into the darkness like the foul creature you are

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FUCK

I just checked my diet

>220% sodium

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@country doggo was reminded of this https://youtu.be/zMmp1Ju1CFE

@Amerikek how check diet

Idk I haven't actually done it yet, I'm forming one using Nutritionix

@country doggo Why not just nut in the bathroom and cum in the shitter?

Ew

Jacking off in a bathroom stall is low even for me

I jack off in my bathroom

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Only did it once at shitty manufacturing job in handicap stall because I didn't give a fuck, was a little high and thought it was funny

Took 45 minutes

I can coom in 30 seconds

And 30 minutes

I purposely took 45 minutes

I once blue balled for 6 hours while driving

Oof

Musta hurt like a bitch

Nah

Not legit blue ball, just fap until you almost nut and stay on the edge

That's called edging

6 hours though god damn

Jesus christ wtf

Yuh

Never came while driving thankfully

Otherwise we'd have alot of pulverized normies

Why the fuck would you edge for that long wtf

Bored

Need to stay awake

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