Should've obeyed the traffic laws

lol k

yeah

an old friend of mine ran over a feminist for refusing to move in front of his car

Which reminds me. Almost hit a guy on a bike today because he chose not to stop at a cross walk that just so happens to be an entrance to a free way

Bastard should be glad I was able to stop

I hate bikeniggers

Bike fags are entitled cunts

yeah

Also almost hit a guy on a bike a wild ago because he tried crossing a cross walk when the crossing sign was on red but c stop light for vehicles was on green

Gave that guy a stare of judgment when I had to stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoifaIEvC0Q

.img I aint clickin that shit nigga

I have no idea who Boris Johnson is but nice video

Thats the UK prime minister

Oh yeah now I remember him

He looks like scuffed trump

He basically is

i can get any girl

because i can make omelettes

hoes love them

I cant even Cook macaroni

I had to google how to do it and I still fucked it up

well your name isnt entirely wrong then

but

we all make mistakes, we just gotta learn how to get better

I am become cook

The Foodbro of worlds

yes

Massive exaggeration

I'm able to cook

can you make

pancakes

ye

good

I can cook potatoes

I mean I can't boil them

But I can cook them on a pan

thats good

How do you cook them on a pan