I have no idea who Boris Johnson is but nice video

Thats the UK prime minister

Oh yeah now I remember him

He looks like scuffed trump

He basically is

i can get any girl

because i can make omelettes

hoes love them

I cant even Cook macaroni

I had to google how to do it and I still fucked it up

well your name isnt entirely wrong then

but

we all make mistakes, we just gotta learn how to get better

I am become cook

The Foodbro of worlds

yes

Massive exaggeration

I'm able to cook

can you make

pancakes

ye

good

I can cook potatoes

I mean I can't boil them

But I can cook them on a pan

thats good

How do you cook them on a pan

make potatos in small pieces

put oil in the pan

set pan to medium

wash potatoes and put them on the pan

wait some time

add some garlic, onions, pepper and salt

or whatever else you want to throw into it

doesn't really matter

I see

yes

its a complicated procedure that requires years of mastery in the art of cooking

You wash the potatoes after cutting them?

no i just wrote it in the wrong order