Rocketu Launcheru

>fuck her so hard she passes out and cant walk when she wakes up
>tells everyone I'm bad at sex

>chokes on the tip
>tells everyone shes a blowjob queen

You should have depressurized her pussy

Yeah your ex sounds like a toxic bitch

god fucking damnit this is still one of my favourite webms

@Tersheus thats a story I'd expect from @ihatetrainyards tbh

for real tersh

howd that work

Nah I'd say it's more of a Daryl type story

I don't remember

But lets keep in mind I only dated this girl because she had nice tits

See that was your first mistake kek

I only know about it because I heard it from the person that cuts her hair

Then she ruined that too

P U S S Y C A N N O N

Ask her you mong

No wth

did she do it like those strippers that use their vags as ping pong ball cannons?

Ass hole so stretched you can play golf with it

Idk wth

I jokingly asked her if I could put whipped cream on her and lick it off, and all we had was chik-fil-a tendies at the time.

So she literally puts fucking BBQ sauce on her god damn tiddies and expects ne to think its sexy. This isnt a meme. She thought she was being sexy.

I have never been so fucking flaccid in my LIFE

How TF did you last two years with that wench

Tits

Ew BBQ sauce

"HEY UH REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU STUCK MY TRAIN IN YOUR COOCHIE AND WANTED ME TO CATCH IT"
"Uh anon, how do you remember that?"
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LAUNCH IT OUT OF YOUR VAGINA OWMAN"

put fucking chiggy nuggy sauce on those tits

They must have been some holy tits to make you stay with someone that retarded

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i remember i had a gf who was into kpop

o god

i dont like talking about that stuff

The only reason she had tits is because she was fat too...

especially not the sex

it was good sex but

thats a you problem

fuck

tell us you tard

now you interested us

Cactus the more you describe this ex the more retarded you sound holy fuck

After we broke up she got an ugly tattoo on her neck <:kek:562036048352509956>