I jokingly asked her if I could put whipped cream on her and lick it off, and all we had was chik-fil-a tendies at the time.

So she literally puts fucking BBQ sauce on her god damn tiddies and expects ne to think its sexy. This isnt a meme. She thought she was being sexy.

I have never been so fucking flaccid in my LIFE

How TF did you last two years with that wench

Tits

Ew BBQ sauce

"HEY UH REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU STUCK MY TRAIN IN YOUR COOCHIE AND WANTED ME TO CATCH IT"
"Uh anon, how do you remember that?"
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LAUNCH IT OUT OF YOUR VAGINA OWMAN"

put fucking chiggy nuggy sauce on those tits

They must have been some holy tits to make you stay with someone that retarded

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i remember i had a gf who was into kpop

o god

i dont like talking about that stuff

The only reason she had tits is because she was fat too...

especially not the sex

it was good sex but

thats a you problem

fuck

tell us you tard

now you interested us

Cactus the more you describe this ex the more retarded you sound holy fuck

After we broke up she got an ugly tattoo on her neck <:kek:562036048352509956>

Unemployable

At any professional job

Rn I'm a bit nervous, wife is off birth control and we did the dirty without protection

Congrats on your kid

@Tersheus congrats you'll be a dad

Kek

tersh you are mong

Panzer: mong mong beta mong

now you better hope she doesnt have any brown or jewish genes

If it is, it's about time, I'll be 30 in 2 months

Tersh is brown

Panzerschreck is the prefix

You nigger

my nick is berb

I'm brown

not much to stain then

go ahed

Waifu is black

Berb is a stupid nigger

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