The joaine story

Also

When I was little my cousin used to place one of my trains on her cunt and ask me to catch it

beta

Have sex, incel

ok rape victim

Cope harder

seethe

I'm glad she didnt get pregnant tbh. She obviously had some jew blood.

>calls guy who had his dick pic shown which lead to multiple women wanting a ride on the Disco stick a beta

Dont want her muddying up my genes any more than they are

im calling him a beta for not uppercutting her for raping him

thats weak beta shit

It's good he didn't because she could pull a #metoo

remember kids
hitting women is cool and righteous

@Tersheus
>"When I was little my cousin used to place one of my trains on her cunt and ask me to catch it"
So her pussy doubled as a projectile launcher?

Pressurized pussy

Rocketu Launcheru

>fuck her so hard she passes out and cant walk when she wakes up
>tells everyone I'm bad at sex

>chokes on the tip
>tells everyone shes a blowjob queen

You should have depressurized her pussy

Yeah your ex sounds like a toxic bitch

god fucking damnit this is still one of my favourite webms

@Tersheus thats a story I'd expect from @ihatetrainyards tbh

for real tersh

howd that work

Nah I'd say it's more of a Daryl type story

I don't remember

But lets keep in mind I only dated this girl because she had nice tits

See that was your first mistake kek

I only know about it because I heard it from the person that cuts her hair

Then she ruined that too

P U S S Y C A N N O N

Ask her you mong

No wth

did she do it like those strippers that use their vags as ping pong ball cannons?

Ass hole so stretched you can play golf with it

Idk wth

I jokingly asked her if I could put whipped cream on her and lick it off, and all we had was chik-fil-a tendies at the time.

So she literally puts fucking BBQ sauce on her god damn tiddies and expects ne to think its sexy. This isnt a meme. She thought she was being sexy.

I have never been so fucking flaccid in my LIFE