yeah

Fucking sucks.
I caught the cold of one of the people that gave me an interview last week.

I just felt the firsts symptoms of a cold this morning.

I wonder how painful the virus is

You suffocate on lung fluid

^^

Fuck

So, to survive, your immune system has to do its job while your lungs are being drained

... and I wouldn't recommend draining your lungs at home

BLLLLEAAAARRGHHHH

intensifies

Would puting a cloth face mask over the intake of a respirator work?
.... I doubt it.... but would it?

No

Piss on a rag like they did in wwi

I'll cover the intake with a massive blunt. I'd like to see the virus get past scorching heat

pumping out your lungs should be simple enough

building up a contraption that can do that takes a bit more time than you likely have though

Time to invest in a pump

fellas it is time to

црѕптиц теџт

хелл ѕеах мѕ ман

тхис ис гуцци

My gut be like *grrrruugh*

гррррррррругх

ме груг

ме таке ѕоур њоман

анд маке хер мине њитх биг стоне

почему ты используешь кириллику?

Ah shit they're speaking vodka

Yes

I’m surprised Russia hasn’t had a case

well they did just straight up say to people to fuck off as fast as you can if you see chinks

Can’t say I blame them

@ultrasmurf even if they did, sudo-commies wouldn't tell the world

ok

im going to make a prediction

either in canada

or LA

they will start some stupid shit

to fight razisum

and go like "lets go hug chineese people because they arent any more dangerous then anyone else"