Message from @quant

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2018-12-07 03:15:58 UTC  

*ThE gReAtEr GoOd*

2018-12-07 03:19:00 UTC  

Tau aren't Commies, they're high tech India

2018-12-07 03:28:42 UTC  

>High Tech
>India

Even in the 41st millennium, this will not be the case

2018-12-07 03:55:08 UTC  

No, the Tau are most certainly space commies

2018-12-07 03:55:53 UTC  

The greater puss

2018-12-07 03:55:55 UTC  

But its a caste based society with strict divides and your caste determines your purpose and role

2018-12-07 03:55:56 UTC  

The forehead pussi

2018-12-07 03:56:00 UTC  

It gets the guardsmen every time

2018-12-07 03:56:26 UTC  

Implying the commies didn't have strict roles that kept the peasants peasants, the militants militants, and the farmers farmers

2018-12-07 03:56:38 UTC  

As well as the leaders the leaders

2018-12-07 03:57:13 UTC  

Hypothetically you could get out of castes and get somewhere else though. Commies try to pretend everyone is equal, whilst hindu caste society is 'you are a slave to your caste, and the priests are the highest caste'

2018-12-07 03:59:30 UTC  

Commies only pretend everyone is equal in propaganda, which the Tau aren't afraid of with them recruiting all species (and making other species infertile so they can't reproduce and ruin the pure Tau race of space commies) and controlling them with the "Greater Good" and everything is just and equal and everyone gets the same greatness no matter the tribe they're from.

2018-12-07 04:00:17 UTC  

Lads we took over general

2018-12-07 04:00:34 UTC  

We're in hobbies

2018-12-07 04:04:28 UTC  

Yeah but, general is 40k now too yeet

2018-12-07 09:24:39 UTC  

@RoflTank I 'member in the priests of mars series

2018-12-07 09:24:47 UTC  

a warlord titan leaps over a canyon

2018-12-07 10:37:33 UTC  

I am entirely unsurprised that they'd be capable of such a thing.

2018-12-07 10:41:26 UTC  

everyone but the princeps was like

2018-12-07 10:41:30 UTC  

yo you shouldn't do that

2018-12-07 10:41:35 UTC  

and he basically went fuck you watch me

2018-12-07 11:14:21 UTC  

@quant *THE ACTION FIGURES OF THE OMNISSIAH ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD BELIEVE*

2018-12-07 11:15:30 UTC  

the priests of mars series is pretty cool tbh

2018-12-07 11:16:02 UTC  

Yeee

2018-12-07 11:16:33 UTC  

I just can't *not* meme about the Omnissiah and his *little* toy destructo-bots

2018-12-07 11:51:43 UTC  

The princeps looks over at the moderatii, neural jacks jangling against his cranium
"what are you gonna do, stop me?"

2018-12-07 11:52:18 UTC  

*successfully jumps Warhound*

2018-12-07 11:52:59 UTC  

A booming "EEEEEEAAAAAT MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK" rings from the cockpit as it lands

2018-12-07 11:53:24 UTC  

God the weirdest thing about Titans and Knights and shit is like, in some lore they have to be piloted and crewed and in some lore they can operate on their own and do whatever the fuck they feel like.

2018-12-07 11:53:35 UTC  

It's the same with Knights

2018-12-07 11:53:48 UTC  

Well the common theme is age and wear

2018-12-07 11:54:13 UTC  

Older, more "well-used" Knights and Titans tend to be far more... independant.

2018-12-07 11:55:12 UTC  

For the former, they collect enough neural echoes to make their own personality, and the latter go from formless primordial AI rage to a coalesced fully aware AI rage

2018-12-07 11:56:28 UTC  

It's funny, Titans go from "REEEEEEEEE ANGEREY" to "I AM UNREASONABLY FUCKASS ANGEREY AT THESE SPECIFIC THINGS"

2018-12-07 11:58:20 UTC  

Yeah and Knights basically just go "Fuck (insert non-imperial faction) in particular for this very specific reason that happened (insert number of centuries/millennium) long ago."

2018-12-07 11:58:56 UTC  

Holy shit

2018-12-07 11:59:00 UTC  

I just realized

2018-12-07 11:59:11 UTC  

Princeps are just tard wrangling their Titans

2018-12-07 11:59:41 UTC  

Knights it's more of a rider/horse thing

2018-12-07 12:00:06 UTC  

But Titans are that big nigga tard with the extra tard-roids

2018-12-07 12:00:45 UTC  

Like you gotta ride a boundary or else they'll just yeet your brain across the room and go fucking apeshit