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2018-12-07 03:09:06 UTC  

Unless GW plans to rewrite the rules on the AI being corrupted and bring back a lot of 30k Robots for AdMech armies and Detachment groups

2018-12-07 03:09:20 UTC  

Because... The AdMech had *a lot* of robots

2018-12-07 03:09:33 UTC  

Technically the Tau did go through the Warp, which is what happened to the fourth sphere of expansion. The ethereals were excited about this dope new superfast FTL tech, rigged up an entire fleet against the engineers wishes, and well, said fleet tore a hole in reality when it jumped to the warp

2018-12-07 03:09:58 UTC  

Well yes, but they don't travel through it in the sense that everyone else does

2018-12-07 03:10:03 UTC  

They hop in and out of it

2018-12-07 03:10:21 UTC  

Their conventional FTL is skipping, I'm talking about some of the new fluff that was in the Tau book

2018-12-07 03:10:33 UTC  

Instead of constant exposure, which would bring attention, and get them promptly ripped to shreds

2018-12-07 03:10:54 UTC  

An engineer made essentially a full on warp drive and it worked pretty neatly in Tau space, but he warned against using it immediately

2018-12-07 03:11:25 UTC  

The survivors of the fourth sphere made a colony, and the resulting hole in reality that turned out to link the two different regions of space is stable enough to travel through

2018-12-07 03:11:51 UTC  

The fourth sphere survivors don't trust auxiliaries at all though, and the windows stay closed when you go through the gate

2018-12-07 03:12:06 UTC  

If the Head-Commie Ethereals were excited, what did the Engineer know that they didn't?

2018-12-07 03:13:04 UTC  

"Hey, I'm not sure its a great idea to go full ham with this still barely tested thing."
"Fuck it, we're the Tau Empire, we'll do good."
*an entire fleet disappearing later*
"Why is there a hole in reality here?"

2018-12-07 03:15:04 UTC  

commies will be commies

2018-12-07 03:15:58 UTC  

*ThE gReAtEr GoOd*

2018-12-07 03:19:00 UTC  

Tau aren't Commies, they're high tech India

2018-12-07 03:28:42 UTC  

>High Tech
>India

Even in the 41st millennium, this will not be the case

2018-12-07 03:55:08 UTC  

No, the Tau are most certainly space commies

2018-12-07 03:55:53 UTC  

The greater puss

2018-12-07 03:55:55 UTC  

But its a caste based society with strict divides and your caste determines your purpose and role

2018-12-07 03:55:56 UTC  

The forehead pussi

2018-12-07 03:56:00 UTC  

It gets the guardsmen every time

2018-12-07 03:56:26 UTC  

Implying the commies didn't have strict roles that kept the peasants peasants, the militants militants, and the farmers farmers

2018-12-07 03:56:38 UTC  

As well as the leaders the leaders

2018-12-07 03:57:13 UTC  

Hypothetically you could get out of castes and get somewhere else though. Commies try to pretend everyone is equal, whilst hindu caste society is 'you are a slave to your caste, and the priests are the highest caste'

2018-12-07 03:59:30 UTC  

Commies only pretend everyone is equal in propaganda, which the Tau aren't afraid of with them recruiting all species (and making other species infertile so they can't reproduce and ruin the pure Tau race of space commies) and controlling them with the "Greater Good" and everything is just and equal and everyone gets the same greatness no matter the tribe they're from.

2018-12-07 04:00:17 UTC  

Lads we took over general

2018-12-07 04:00:34 UTC  

We're in hobbies

2018-12-07 04:04:28 UTC  

Yeah but, general is 40k now too yeet

2018-12-07 09:24:39 UTC  

@RoflTank I 'member in the priests of mars series

2018-12-07 09:24:47 UTC  

a warlord titan leaps over a canyon

2018-12-07 10:37:33 UTC  

I am entirely unsurprised that they'd be capable of such a thing.

2018-12-07 10:41:26 UTC  

everyone but the princeps was like

2018-12-07 10:41:30 UTC  

yo you shouldn't do that

2018-12-07 10:41:35 UTC  

and he basically went fuck you watch me

2018-12-07 11:14:21 UTC  

@quant *THE ACTION FIGURES OF THE OMNISSIAH ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD BELIEVE*

2018-12-07 11:15:30 UTC  

the priests of mars series is pretty cool tbh

2018-12-07 11:16:02 UTC  

Yeee

2018-12-07 11:16:33 UTC  

I just can't *not* meme about the Omnissiah and his *little* toy destructo-bots

2018-12-07 11:51:43 UTC  

The princeps looks over at the moderatii, neural jacks jangling against his cranium
"what are you gonna do, stop me?"

2018-12-07 11:52:18 UTC  

*successfully jumps Warhound*

2018-12-07 11:52:59 UTC  

A booming "EEEEEEAAAAAT MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK" rings from the cockpit as it lands