Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 306100590038089729


2017-04-24 16:11:50 UTC  

Asked him if he was practicing to retake the holy land

2017-04-24 16:12:01 UTC  

Be like me

Friend makes a joke about her husband stating that she wears the pants
Call husband a weak FAGIT with no balls or cock and watches wife get railed.

2017-04-24 16:12:10 UTC  

lolol

2017-04-24 16:12:13 UTC  

wew

2017-04-24 16:12:18 UTC  

wait why would you watch

2017-04-24 16:12:24 UTC  

Not me him

2017-04-24 16:12:26 UTC  

lol I have friends whose wives hate me because after hanging out they get their balls back momentarily

2017-04-24 16:12:30 UTC  

He watches

2017-04-24 16:12:32 UTC  

one refused to let me into the wedding

2017-04-24 16:12:44 UTC  

but they are divorced now and I got the you were right the whole time

2017-04-24 16:12:45 UTC  

honestly you're doing them a favor

2017-04-24 16:12:48 UTC  

I KNOW I AM RIGHT

2017-04-24 16:12:51 UTC  

They're too dumb to realize

2017-04-24 16:12:54 UTC  

Yes the wives get nervous around me cause I'm like "laundry? What's that"

2017-04-24 16:13:09 UTC  

I dont do a womans work

2017-04-24 16:13:19 UTC  

you know why they call me cracker? because my ancestors were whip crackers

2017-04-24 16:13:21 UTC  

"Kitchen? You mean the grill"

2017-04-24 16:13:22 UTC  

check your white priv

2017-04-24 16:13:43 UTC  

lol til

2017-04-24 16:13:59 UTC  

lololol miss my time in TN

2017-04-24 16:14:27 UTC  

me and roommate would hit the grill and the outdoor fire place, grill meat/shit we hunted and his fiancee and which ever lady friend I had at time would be running the kitchen

2017-04-24 16:14:40 UTC  

did we talk yet about the $400 juicer that has DRM, can be remotely disabled, only juices premade $7 8oz packets that could be squeezed quicker **by hand**, and it's made by israelis

2017-04-24 16:14:51 UTC  

i dont believe so

2017-04-24 16:14:53 UTC  

Be like me cut down large tree by hand with small hatchet.
Friends wife says in front of friend "oh honey u could never do that"
Tell woman you are a disgraceful Nasty woman and demand husband slaps her ass repeatedly

2017-04-24 16:14:54 UTC  

but im familiar

2017-04-24 16:15:05 UTC  

@northern_confederate the squeezed jew.

2017-04-24 16:15:54 UTC  

We are all rough housing one day

Wife's friend says "don't hurt him Asgardian"

I was like you better body slam that Bitch

2017-04-24 16:15:57 UTC  

you can learn a new way to hate them every day it's amazing

2017-04-24 16:16:26 UTC  

@FylnnGardian one time I got pretty autistic about why women shouldn't vote. End result was every woman in the room wanting to kill me.

2017-04-24 16:16:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/306101138489475072/Kr0W05bSmjAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC.png

2017-04-24 16:16:41 UTC  

These guys provide these women with such a outstanding quality of life and they disrespect them like this publicly? I get so fucking mad

2017-04-24 16:16:48 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/306101180084387861/mPOuihbVDQUAAAAASUVORK5CYII.png

2017-04-24 16:16:58 UTC  

i once got kicked from a WoW guild for typing #repealthe19th in guild chat

2017-04-24 16:17:05 UTC  

Lol

2017-04-24 16:17:05 UTC  

Hahahha

2017-04-24 16:17:11 UTC  

>when you're both gay and alpha

2017-04-24 16:17:12 UTC  

>playing wow

2017-04-24 16:17:27 UTC  

lol

2017-04-24 16:17:34 UTC  

>username jckdnovan6969

2017-04-24 16:17:39 UTC  

CALL THE JIDF IDGAF

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/306101389732347905/AVDoseZ2bQoKAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC.png

2017-04-24 16:17:45 UTC  

The ONE time a stronger larger man comes around this is how you treat your husband? Fucking pathetic i couldn't believe it